“Four cents short of a nickel”
"Four cents short of a nickel" is a description of someone who is "not all there." The expression is found on many lists of "full deckisms" (that is, "he's…
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“Four food groups: fast, frozen, instant and microwavable”
The U.S. Department of Agriculture promoted, from 1956 to 1992, the "basic four" food groups. There have been many parodies on the four basic food groups. "Four food groups: Fast,…
“Four S’s of wine tasting: See, Sniff, Sip and Spit (or Swallow)”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Four things put a man beside himself—women, tobacco, cards, and wine”
"Four things put a man beside himself -- women, tobacco, cards, and wine" is an old Spanish proverb, cited in print since at least 1726. A variant of this proverb replaces…
“Four wheels carry the body; two wheels move the soul” (motorcycle aphorism)
"Four wheels carry the body; two wheels move the soul" is a popular motorcycle saying that has been printed on many gift items such as posters and T-shirts. The saying has been cited in…
“Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food”
"Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 17, 2011. TwitterAnna Chan…
“Four years ago, I couldn’t spell engineer; now I are one”
"Four years ago, I couldn't spell engineer/injuneer, and now I are one" is a joke saying suggesting that an engineering education doesn't necessarily require much English. There…
“Fourth of July weekend is when we finally get to play our favorite American guessing game, Firework or Gunshot!”
"Fourth of July weekend is when we finally get to play our favorite American guessing game, Firework or Gunshot!" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Today?…
“Fox News. Y u no have news about foxes?”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
“Fracture a femur” (version of “break a leg,” meaning good luck)
"Fracture a femur" is another way of saying "break a leg" in the theater, where it is bad luck to wish someone good luck. "'Fracture a femur' is certainly poetic…
“Frank Ocean is a large body of hot dog water”
Frank Ocean is the name of an American singer, songwriter and rapper. "Frank" is sometimes short for "frankfurter." "Is Frank Ocean a giant body of hot dog water?" was…
“Frank Sinatra’s son has invented Wildebeest Pâté—start spreading the gnus”
The theme song from the movie New York, New York (1977) was popularized by singer Frank Sinatra (1915-1998) and begins: "Start spreadin' the news, I'm leaving todayI want to be a…
“Franklin may have discovered electricity, but the meter inventor made the money”
"Old Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it took that lad who invented the meter to capitalize on it" is a jocular one-line saying that has been frequently reprinted. The…
“Frankly, Scallop, i don’t give a clam”
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" is the famous final line in the movie Gone with the Wind (1939) that Rhett Butler said to Scarlett O'Hara. "Frankly Scallop, I don;t…
“Fraud vitiates everything” (legal maxim)
"Fraud vitiates everything" is a legal maxim. If a contract was entered into on the basis of a fraud, the contract can be declared null and void. "Fraud could vitiate every…
“Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A planet version is: "Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar,…
“Free beer always tastes better”
"Free beer (always) tastes better" is a popular drinking saying, even though the beer is the same if one pays for it or not. "Free beer tastes better" has been cited in print…
“Free beer, topless bartenders and false advertising” (bar sign)
"Free beer, topless bartenders and false advertising" is a jocular line that has been written on many bar signs. The bar sign joke was posted on Twitter on February 11, 2011. TwitterKevin…
“Free country? Name one thing you can do that isn’t taxed, regulated or illegal”
"Free country? Name one thing you can do that isn't taxed, regulated or illegal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's a free country!" is an old…
“Free Crabs Tomorrow” (Joe’s Crab Shack)
"Free Crabs Tomorrow" has been a slogan of Joe's Crab Shack (a Texas-based chain restaurant) since 1991. No free crabs have been served because "tomorrow" never comes.…