“The cook’s course is the hardest course in the army”
"The cook's course is the hardest course in the army/navy," it's often joked. "No one has passed it yet." The joke serves as an explanation of why military food is so…
Exercise/Running/Health Clubs
“The cool kids don’t eat animals”
"The cool kids don't eat animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "The cool kids don't eat animals. - Anon #vegan" was posted on Twitter by…
“The cool thing about Bluesky is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about Facebook is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about social media is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about the internet is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about X is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The coronavirus vaccine is going to eliminate the coronavirus…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic started a rush to find a vaccine. "The coronavirus vaccine is going to eliminate the coronavirus just like the flu vaccine eliminated the flu" was…
“The coronavirus will come and go. But the government will never forget how easy…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people troubled by the erosion of constitutional rights and civil liberties. "The coronavirus will come and go. But the government will NEVER…
“The coronavirus won’t last long because it was made in China”
China has a reputation for making a lot of cheaply made products. A joke about the 2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak has been printed on many images: "The coronavirus won't last long…
“The coronavirus? I’m not shaking hands because people are out of toilet paper”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many people not shaking hands; the coronavirus also resulted in toilet paper shortages. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 8, 2020:…
“The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly $499. I didn’t have ID”
In Roman numerals, D=500 and I=1. "ID" is 500-1 or 499. "This girl wrote the roman numeral for 499 as ID on her math test lmaoooo" was posted on Twitter by David Hill on October…
“The Costco sample lady called spanikopita ‘spankopedia’ and I’m still disappointed…”
"Spanakopita" is a Greek spinach-cheese pie. It's an unusual name, and is sometimes jocularly spelled "spankopedia" (like "spank" and "Wikipedia"). Some…
“The country’s in the very best of hands”
"The Country's In The Very Best Of Hands" is a song (music by Gene De Paul and lyrics by Johnny Mercer) in the 1956 Broadway musical Li'l Abner. The song is a satirical look at…
“The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society…” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing measures. "The Flat Earth Society are reporting that the two meter social distancing measures are pushing some of their members…
“The cows are giving evaporated milk” (Texas heat joke)
How hot is it in Texas? It's so hot that "the cows are giving evaporated milk." This "evaporated milk" joke (and many others like it) has been on the internet since at…
“The crab didn’t see his shadow today… which means 52 more weeks of random weather”
"The crab didn't see his shadow today... which means 52 more weeks of random weather" is a Groundhog Day joke (crab version) that has been printed on several images. The joke…
“The cream rises until it sours”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter, along with co-author Raymond Hull (1919-1985), wrote The Peter Principle (1969), stating "in a hierarchy every employee tend to rise to his level of incompetence."…