“Student loan debt is the new indentured servitude”
Many people take our large student loans to afford to go to college. "College is the new indentured servitude" was posted on Twitter by Steven★★★☆☆Sanders on August 18, 2008.…
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“Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don’t be so hard on yourself.”
A teacher teaches a subject and a teacher teaches students. One joke is: Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don't be so hard on yourself. The joke was posted on Twitter by Edward…
“Studies have shown that more people watch television than any other household appliance”
A television is sometimes described as a household appliance. "More Indonesians watch TV than any other household appliance" was posted on X/Twitter by Shannon Smith on February 8, 2011.…
“Studies show that the best time to drink coffee is always”
"Studies show that the best time to drink coffee is always" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Coffee on January 5, 2025.…
“Study (verb)—The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby”
The website Grouchy Rabbit published a jocular definition in March 2011 that quickly became popular with students: "Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open…
“Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no harm at all”
"Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no…
“Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm”
"Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no…
“Study long, study wrong” (dominoes adage)
"Study long, study wrong" has been used in many sports and games, such as dominoes, cards, checkers, golf, billiards and horse racing. "If you study long, you study wrong" has…
“Study Tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return”
"Study/Work Tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return" is a jocular work tip that has been printed on many images. "Study tip: Keep your…
“Studying—notice how they conveniently put ‘dying’ at the end of this word”
"Studying -- Notice how they conveniently put 'DYING' at the end of this word" is a jocular line that has been printed on many posters. The line has been cited in print since at…
“Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Studying abroad? Take the broad out to dinner before you study her”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. This joke was published in McSweeney’s on June 13, 2014: YOU: DAD, I’M THINKING OF…
“Studying is my drug. But thank God I say no to drugs”
"Studying is my drug. But thank God I say no to drugs" is a jocular anti-studying saying that has been printed on several images. "Studying is my drug" was posted on Twitter on…
“Studying sociology is niche. But studying philosophy is Nietzsche”
"Studying sociology is niche. But studying philosophy is Nietzsche" was posted on X/Twitter and Facebook by Scaramanga Silk on September 9, 2025. It's just a joke on the name of…
“Stuff one’s face” (to eat greedily)
"Stuffing one's face" (also "feeding one's face" and "filling one's face") is to eat greedily. "Feed me face" was cited in print in 1887 and…
“Stuffing is just moist croutons”
Stuffing has been compared to croutons. "Stuffing is just wet croutons!" was posted on Twitter by Andy Gorman on November 26, 2009. "Stuffing is gross. It's like wet croutons…
“Stuffing is just soggy croutons”
Stuffing has been compared to croutons. "Stuffing is just wet croutons!" was posted on Twitter by Andy Gorman on November 26, 2009. "Stuffing is gross. It's like wet croutons…
“Stuffing is just wet croutons”
Stuffing has been compared to croutons. "Stuffing is just wet croutons!" was posted on Twitter by Andy Gorman on November 26, 2009. "Stuffing is gross. It's like wet croutons…
“Stuffing is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Stuffing is the fruitcake of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called “the fruitcake of Thanksgiving.” That is to say, like fruitcake, it’s a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with fruitcake and Christmas) and at no other time,…