“Once a Dodger, Always a Dodger”
The Brooklyn Dodgers baseball team is long gone, but this refrain remains. "Once a Dodger, always a Dodger." It's been used for other teams ("Once a Yankee, always a…
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“Once a fork touches pet food it is taken out of rotation permanently. It is ritually impure, it must never touch human food again…”
Many people believe that once a fork, a knife or a spoon is used for cat food or dog food, it cannot be used for human food ever again. This comment was posted on X/Twitter by Lux on March 2, 2026,…
“Once a Marine, always a Marine”
The United States Marine Corps was founded in 1775. Once someone has earned the title "Marine" that person is a Marine for life: there are (1) active duty Marines, (2) retired Marines,…
“Once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so I find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8…”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“Once I got a job I realized my mom was right, we did have food at home”
"Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home" (eating at home -- and saving money -- rather than eating at a restaurant) is a jocular line that…
“Once I got a job, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home”
"Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home" (eating at home -- and saving money -- rather than eating at a restaurant) is a jocular line that…
“Once I listen to music, I ignore everything around me”
"As soon as I listen to music, I ignore everything around me" is a music saying that has been printed on many images. "When i listen to music , I ignore EVERYTHING" was posted…
“Once I pour my liquor IDC, IDK & IDGAF”
"Once I pour my liquor TONIGHT IDC, IDK & IDGAF" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "IDC" = "I Don't Care" and "IDK"…
“Once I pour my liquor TONIGHT IDC, IDK & IDGAF”
"Once I pour my liquor TONIGHT IDC, IDK & IDGAF" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "IDC" = "I Don't Care" and "IDK"…
“Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do got food at home”
"Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home" (eating at home -- and saving money -- rather than eating at a restaurant) is a jocular line that…
“Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home”
"Once I started spending my own money, I realized mom was right. We do have food at home" (eating at home -- and saving money -- rather than eating at a restaurant) is a jocular line that…
“Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; the third time it’s enemy action”
Ian Fleming's James Bond novel, Goldfinger (1959), contains a line that has been used in government, business, science and other fields: Goldfinger said,"'Mr Bond, they have a saying…
“Once the weather gets warmer, I’ll be unstoppable. Unless it gets too warm. Then I’ll be stoppable again”
People often feel that the cold winter is holding them back (from things such as walking outside), but a hot summer can also hold them back. "When the weather gets warmer I will become…
“Once they see you doing better without them, that’s when they want you back”
"Once they see you doing better without them, that's when they want you back" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has applied to both personal and business…
“Once upon a time, all food was organic”
"Once upon a time, all food was organic" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Michael Pollan wrote in The Omnivore's Dilemma: The Secrets Behind What You…
“Once upon a time, there was an ox…” (oxtail joke)
"Oxtail" is not the same as "ox tale," but there are jokes. "my local butcher is a sarcy fucker,i went in there today and asked if he had an oxtail,he said 'once upon…
“Once weapons were manufactured to fight war, but now war is manufactured to sell weapons”
"Once weapons were manufactured to fight wars. Now wars are manufactured to sell weapons" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. "'Once weapons were…
“Once weapons were manufactured to fight wars. Now wars are manufactured to sell weapons”
"Once weapons were manufactured to fight wars. Now wars are manufactured to sell weapons" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. "'Once weapons were…
“Once you accept the fact that queso and margaritas taste better than being skinny, the second half of your life begins”
"Once you accept the fact that queso and margaritas taste better than being skinny, the second half of your life begins" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Once you are awake, it’s hard to go back to sheep”
"Once you are awake, it's hard to go back to sheep" (or "Once you awake, it's hard to go back to sheep") -- "sheep" is a change from the usual…