“Mashed potatoes, or as I like to call it, Irish hummus”
The Irish are known for their potatoes, and mashed potatoes have sometimes been called "Irish hummus." "Mashed potatoes are just Irish hummus" was posted on X/Twitter by Whiskey…
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“Mask it or casket” (face mask slogan)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. A mask slogan became popular, but it had been suggested earlier. "How about 'Mask it, or casket'?…
“Mastodon is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“Math—the only subject that counts”
"Math -- the only subject that counts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Mathematics - the only subject that counts" was posted on Twitter on May 15,…
“Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously have that many problems”
"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010. Twitter☽…
“Math is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
“Math is the source code of the universe. Physics is the anti-cheat of the universe”
Math is important for understanding many things. "The amazing language of the Multiverse is comprised of 1 - infinity. Math is the source code" was posted on Twitter by MKCULTRA on August…
“Math puns are the first sine of madness”
"Math puns are the first sine of madness" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. "Mathematic puns are the first sine…
“Math student kicked out of class for too many infractions”
"Infractions" shouldn't be confused with "in fractions," but there are jokes. "I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day…
“Math tells us of the three saddest love stories…”
A math saying has been printed on many images: "Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one chance to meet and then parted forever. PARALLEL lines that were…
“Math trumps politics”
"Math (always) trumps politics" means that the fiscal realities of a budget always come first; a government can't do much of anything without money. The "math" involves how…
“Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence”
"Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence" is a jocular math saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 3, 2012. “Baseball is ninety percent mental, and…
“Mathematics is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
“Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination”
"Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination" is a math joke -- the percentages add up to 150 percent, not 100 percent. The joke was printed…
“Mathematics is the cheapest science”
Hungarian mathematician George Pólya (1887-1985) was asked -- it is not known when -- why there were so many great Hungarian mathematicians. He replied: "Generally speaking, mathematics is…
“Mathematics is the second-cheapest department at any college”
An old joke tells that mathemtics is the second-cheapest department at any college because all you need is a pencil, paper and a wastebasket. Philosophy is the cheapest because you don't need…
“Mathematics is the source code of the universe”
Math is important for understanding many things. "The amazing language of the Multiverse is comprised of 1 - infinity. Math is the source code" was posted on Twitter by MKCULTRA on August…
“Maturity is when you realize sharing memes is better than sharing feelings”
Many people share memes rather than express their own original thoughts. "Maturity is when you realize Sharing memes is better than sharing feelings 🤷♥️😂😂" was posted on…
“Maturity is when you realize that sharing memes is way safer than sharing feelings”
Many people share memes rather than express their own original thoughts. "Maturity is when you realize Sharing memes is better than sharing feelings 🤷♥️😂😂" was posted on…
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions”
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper entertainment columnist Earl Wilson…