“It’s only the ball that’s soft” (softball saying)
Softball may have a softer ball than baseball, but it's played hard. "It's only the ball that's soft" is a softball saying that has been cited in print since at least 2012.…
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“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!”
"It's only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!" is a saying that has been printed on many images The saying is popular among those whose start of the work week…
“It’s our currency, but it’s your problem” (“It’s our dollar, but it’s your problem”)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: John ConnallyJohn Bowden Connally (February 27, 1917 – June 15, 1993), was an influential American politician, serving as the 39th Governor of Texas,…
“It’s pretty funny how cities can’t fix the endless potholes and cracks in the roads, but have the money to put surveillance cameras everywhere”
"Your city spent millions on cameras, not potholes" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many cities spent money on Flock cameras to read license plates (and surveil the…
“It’s risky to buy soda right after an earthquake”
People know that soda has fizz and shouldn't be shaken before opening. But what happens after an earthquake? "Never open a can of soda after an earthquake" was posted on Twitter by…
“It’s Robinson Crusoe’s favorite shopping day” (Black Friday)
"Black Friday, Robinson Crusoe's favourite shopping day?" was posted on Twitter by Al Nash on November 27, 2014. "It's Robinson Crusoe's favourite shopping day"…
“It’s Saturday, not Slackerday”
"It's Saturday, not Slackerday" and "Today is Saturday. Today is not Slacker-day" are Saturday saying that have been pinted on many images. The saying means that Saturday…
“It’s Saturday! The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass”
"It's Friday/Saturday! The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's Saturday. The only…
“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it”
"It's Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it" is a jocular Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's saturday...I plan on doing nothing and…
“It’s sherbert day” (sherbet + birthday)
"It's sherbert day" (sherbet + birthday) is a pun that's been printed on posters and T-shirts. "It's sherbert day!" was cited on Twitter on August 24, 2011.…
“It’s showtime at the Apollo” (Harlem’s Apollo Theater)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Showtime at the ApolloShowtime at the Apollo (formerly It's Showtime at the Apollo and Apollo Live) (originally syndicated) is a music television show,…
“It’s showtime!” (“It’s show time!”)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Showtime at the ApolloShowtime at the Apollo (formerly It's Showtime at the Apollo and Apollo Live) (originally syndicated) is a music television show,…
“It’s sick out there and getting sicker” (Bob Grant)
Talk radio host Bob Grant (1929-2013), in a long and pioneering talk show career, had shows on both WOR and WABC radio stations in New York City. "It's sick out there and getting…
“It’s smart to be thrifty” (Macy’s); “Nobody undersells Gimbels” (Gimbels)
Bernice Fitz-Gibbon provided famous slogans for both Macy's and Gimbels! She did "It's smart to be thrifty" for Macy's before she was plucked away and did "nobody but…
“It’s smart to save money; some day it may be worth something”
People often save items (such as baseball cards) with the belief that some day they will be worth a larger sum of money. What about someone who saves money? "Save yer money. Some day it may be…
“It’s so annoying when you want to break off a little square of chocolate and it snaps wrong, so you have to eat the other eight squares”
Chocolate bars often have little squares so that a person can just eat a small part of it, but some people want to eat the whole thing. This was posted on Facebook by Dad Jokes on May 6, 2026, and…
“It’s so cold out, I just saw a woman in 2 pairs of pajamas at Walmart”
Many people shop at Walmart (a department store chain) wearing pajamas. "It's so cold that Walmart has recommended customers wear multiple layers of pajamas today" is a jocular…
“It’s so cold that Walmart has recommended customers wear multiple layers of pajamas today”
Many people shop at Walmart (a department store chain) wearing pajamas. "It's so cold that Walmart has recommended customers wear multiple layers of pajamas today" is a jocular…
“It’s so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake”
"It's so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by @EarlDibblesJr on…
“It’s so dry, the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire” (Texas heat joke)
"It's so dry, the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire" has made Texas joke lists since at least the early 1990s. There is some truth behind the joke. During the 1930s…