“I left my dog to be here so it better be good”
"I left my dog for this?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I left my dog to be here...this better be good" is another saying that has been printed on…
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“I left my dog to be here…this better be good”
"I left my dog for this?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I left my dog to be here...this better be good" is another saying that has been printed on…
“I Left My Heart in San Francisco” (1954, 1962) (“Forgotten in Manhattan” lyric)
"I Left My Heart In San Francisco" was written in 1953 by George Cory (music) and Douglass Cross (lyrics) in Brooklyn, NY, when they had moved to New York City but were nostalgic for San…
“I left my self cleaning oven open overnight to see if it would do the rest of the kitchen”
Many people wonder why a self-cleaning over can't clean the rest of the kitchen, or the rest of the house. "Why hasn't anyone taken the idea of 'self-cleaning oven' and…
“I legit only drink water or alcohol. I’m either hydrated or drunk”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I legit only drink water, energy drinks or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk, or jittery”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I legit only drink water, redbull or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery”
"I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol. I’m either hydrated, drunk or jittery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I legit only drink water, coffee or alcohol.…
“I lent my grandfather clock to my friend and now he owes me big time”
"Big time" usually means "a lot," but a pun has been cited in print since at least 2015: "I let my friend borrow my grandfather clock. He owes me big time." Wikipedia:…
“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lemon”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lime”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I lick, swallow and suck… The salt, the tequila, the lime!”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I like all my money facing the same way”
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
“I like arugula because it’s good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound”
"Arugula" is a food that has a strange name to some. "I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I like bananas because they have no bones”
Bananas don't have bones. "Also she (Rena Arnold -- ed.) liked bananas because they have no bones in them" was a vaudeville joke printed in the Pittsburgh (PA) Post on September 14,…
“I like cats, too. Let’s exchange recipes”
"I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts and bumper stickers. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on…
“I like cities, and New York is the only real city-city” (Truman Capote)
"New York is the only real city-city" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American novelist, screenwriter, playwright and actor Truman Capote (1924-1984) was interviewed by…
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. American comedian Lewis Black said the line in an…
“I like coffee more than people”
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
“I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning”
"I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning" is a one-line saying a coffee-lover might say. "I like coffee that Karate Kicks me in the face!" was posted on Twitter…