“Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies”
"Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies" was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on September 13, 2017. The saying quickly became popular on Twitter. Reddit -- Shower…
Origin of “The Whole Nine Yards”
“Hamburgers are just meat Oreos”
Hamburgers have been compared to Oreos. Hamburgers are sandwiches with a meat filling, while Oreos are cookie sandwiches with a sweet crème filling. "Stuffed burgers are like meat Oreos, so…
“Hamburgers love classical music. They go to the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How do we know that hamburgers love classical music?A: They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! The joke has been cited in print since…
“Hamburgers love classical music. They go to the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How do we know that hamburgers love classical music?A: They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! The joke has been cited in print since…
“Hamilton started the Treasury with nothing; that’s the closest our country has been to being even”
"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even" was credited to American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)…
“Han Solo’s diet mainly consists of protein and fat… But he allows himself one carb a night”
"Carbonite" sounds like "carb a night." A joke refers to the movie Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980), where the character Han Solo is frozen in carbonite.…
“Hand sanitizer should be renamed ‘paper cut finder’”
Hand sanitizer will make a paper cut sting. Hand sanitizers given the label "paper cut finder" have been shown on many images. "'Hand sanitizer' should be re-labelled…
“Hand scooped ice cream is funny because what’s the alternative, foot scooped? Robot scooped?”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…
“Hand-scooped ice cream? That’s disgusting”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…
“Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye”
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
“Handmade soap is the best. No lye”
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
“Hands up! This is a civil asset forfeiture”
Many people believe that civil asset forfeiture is government robbery. Government can confiscate a large sum of money from a person, despite not accusing that person of a crime. The person then…
“Handy as hip pockets on a hog”
"Useless as hip pockets on a hog" is a phrase of unknown origin, but it's cited from the 1930s. "Useless" is now replaced with "handy," and sometimes it's…
“Hang a lantern on your problem”
"Hang a lantern on your problem" was entered into the political lexicon in the 1980s by Chris Matthews, a former chief of staff to Speaker of the House of Representatives Tip…
“Hang up and drive” (driver safety slogan)
"Shut up and drive" is an old saying about what a passenger might say to a driver (especially of the opposite sex). "Hang up and drive" is an anti-cellphone driver safety slogan…
“Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever”
"Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @jmpress: hangovers are temporary; awesome times with your friends…
“Hangovers are temporary. Memories are forever”
"Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @jmpress: hangovers are temporary; awesome times with your friends…
“Happier than a bird with a french fry”
"Happier than a bird with a french fry" (or "Happy as a bird with a french fry") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Happier than a seagull with a french…
“Happier than a seagull with a french fry”
"Happier than a seagull with a french fry" (or "Happy as a seagull with a french fry") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Happier than a bird with a french…
“Happiness equals reality minus expectations”
"Happiness equals reality minus expectations" was printed in the book Why Marriage? (1974) by Edward E. Ford and Robert L. Zorn. Authorship of the saying is unknown. If there are low…