"Good morning class. Today’s lesson is on Whole Numbers and I need your undivided attention" is a school joke. The joke was posted on the Sickipedia website on October 21, 2020.…
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic locked people in their homes, as if they were in jail. "Good morning inmates" was posted on Twitter by The real me on February 26, 2020. "Good…
"Anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Can someone tell me how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs again, I…
"Good morning. Don't be a shitty person today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Hey! Good morning! Don't be a shitty person today, okay?" was posted…
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
"Good morning. I see the assassins have failed" is a jocular morning saying that has been printed on many images. "Good morning, I see the assassins have failed" was posted on…
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and I like to be what I call 'comfortably caffeinated.' That means I've got coffee and I may or may not be wearing pants" is a jocular…
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and may your coffee kick in before 'What the hell now?' does" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Funny thoughts and…
Bedbugs were a problem in the 19th century, almost disappeared by the 1940s, but re-appeared from about 1995. Many New York City homes and stores became infested with bedbugs, as it grew to become…
"Good people drink good beer" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. American author and journalist Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005) created the "Good people drink good…
"Good pitching will always beat good hitting" is a baseball proverb that has been cited in print since at least 1963. "Good pitching always stops good hitting...and vice versa"…
"Good players inspire themselves; great players inspire others" is a popular sports saying of unknown authorship. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1990, when it was…
"Good steaks are like good men. The best ones have a little fat on them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, perhaps, makes fat men feel a little better about…
"Good steaks are like good men. The best ones have a little fat on them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, perhaps, makes fat men feel a little better about…
"Good teams win. Great teams cover" -- that is, cover against the betting spread on the game -- is a sports saying that has been printed on many images. For example, if the good team is…
According to a popular adage, good theatre can be made with just "two boards and a passion." The saying is often also given as "three boards and a passion," "four boards…
Molly Ivins (1944-2007) was more than a political commentator or a humorist. She was a Texas original, and it showed in everything she wrote. She loved to write about the often ridiculous goings on…
"All/Good things come to those who wait" is a proverb that dates to the 1500s. "All/Good things come to those who bait" is a fishing variation of the proverb. "You…
"All/Good things come to those who wait" is a proverb that dates to the 1500s. "Good things come to those who lift weights" (or "Good things come to those with…