"Good morning. I see the assassins have failed"

“Good morning. I see the assassins have failed” is a jocular morning saying that has been printed on many images. “Good morning, I see the assassins have failed” was posted on Twitter by Lilly on March 19, 2009. The saying probably originated from an image.

Twitter
Lilly
@misschoo
Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.
2:35 PM - 19 Mar 2009

Twitter
Dr Jenny Ortuoste
@DrJennyO
Watching “42 Ways to Kill Hitler” on NatGeo. What?! 42 failed attempts?! “Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.”
5:34 AM - 28 Mar 2009

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🦄 Rene 🦄
@AgentPink1965
Good Morning…. I see the assassins have failed.
10:33 AM - 30 Apr 2009

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Erica McVey
@Erica_Wynne
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed. 😊
7:45 AM - 11 May 2009

Google Books
Timeless
By Karisma
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2010
Pg. 83:
“Good morning,” she greeted him brightly. “I see the Assassins have failed. Again.”

Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

HuffPost
HOME & LIVING 12/10/2015 07:00 am ET Updated Dec 10, 2015
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By Abigail Williams
(...)
Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed Mug, $15

The Sun (London, UK)
NOTE ON YOUR LIFE Parents share the outrageously cheeky notes they’ve received from their children – and some of them are pretty disturbing
By Hayley Richardson
12th October 2017, 2:26 pm Updated: 13th October 2017, 10:27 am
(...)
One note from “Catherine” reads: “Good morning, I see my assassins have failed,” while another asks mum Valerie to “get out of my life”, accompanied with a drawing of an axe.

Google Books
Reality Gold
By Tiffany Brooks
Dunmere Books
2018
Pg. ?:
Her T-shirt today—Good morning. I see the assassins have failed—was not a good sign.

Twitter
RandomSarcasm
@RandomWhoops
Good morning, I see my assassins have failed.
10:18 AM - 19 Aug 2018