“Why did the skeleton cross the road?”/“To get to the body shop.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A skeleton version is: Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To…
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“Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?”/“He needed some spare ribs!”
"Question: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? Answer: He needed some spare ribs!" This joke (cited in print since at least 2000) has appeared in many joke books, especially…
“Why did the slave go to college?”/“So he could pick up his Master’s degree.”
A riddle about the Master's degree is: Q: Why did the slave go to college?A: So he could pick up his Master's degree. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 18, 2017. Reddit --…
“Why did the snail cross the road?”/“I don’t know. It hasn’t gotten there yet.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A snail version is: Q: Why did the snail cross the road?A: I…
“Why did the snowman pull down his pants?”/“Because he heard a snow blower coming.”
A snowman riddle has been printed on many images. Q: Why did the snowman pull down his pants?A: Because he heard/saw the snowblower coming. "Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He was…
“Why did the snowman pull down his pants?”/“Because he saw the snowblower coming.”
A snowman riddle has been printed on many images. Q: Why did the snowman pull down his pants?A: Because he heard/saw the snowblower coming. "Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He was…
“Why did the sperm cross the road?”/“Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A sex version (NSFW) is: Q: Why did the sperm cross the road?A:…
“Why did the spy cross the road?”/“Because he was never really on your side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A spy version is: Q: Why did the spy cross the road?A: Because he was…
“Why did the stand-up comedian get a job at Domino’s?”/“He needed to work on his delivery.”
A stand-up comedian has to have a good "delivery." Several "delivery" jokes involve pizza delivery, postal delivery and an obstetrician's baby "delivery."…
“Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate?” (riddle)
The French have been the subject of many jokes about military surrender and have even been called "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." The French gave New York City the Statue of Liberty,…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“Because his dealer lived on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“Because it was the HIGHway.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“The grass was greener on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“To avoid the pot hole.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner cross the road?”/“Who else would follow a chicken?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
“Why did the stoner put laxatives in weed brownies?”/“For shits and giggles.”
A pot brownie riddle is: Q: Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot/weed brownies?A: For shits and giggles. "I think halal vendors put laxatives in the food for shits and giggles" was…
“Why did the strawberry cross the road?”/“Because his mother was in a jam.”
A strawberry riddle is: Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?A: Because his mother was in a jam. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1995 and has been printed on images. 10 July…
“Why did the strawberry cross the road?”/“Because his mother was in a jam.”
A traffic "jam" riddle is: Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?A: Because his mother was in a jam. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1995 and has been printed on…
“Why did the student bring scissors to school?”/“He wanted to cut class.”
One children's pun about school is: Q: Why did the student bring scissors to school?A: He wanted to cut class. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. 2 February 2005, Los…
“Why did the students flunk the final exam at the Magician’s School?”/“They were all trick questions.”
A "trick question" shouldn't be confused with a question about tricks, but there are jokes. "Why did the students flunk the final exam at the Magician's School? They were…