“What’s the difference between an American and a computer?” (riddle)
A troubleshooting (or "trouble shooting") riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 31, 2019: Q: What's the difference between an American and a computer?A: An American…
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“What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?”/“Coronavirus & Verona Crisis.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemi shouldn’t be confused with Romeo and Juliet (a Verona crisis), but there are jokes. “You’ve heard a lot about corona virus, get ready to learn about a Verona…
“What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck?” (riddle)
George Washington (1732-1799) is on the U.S. one dollar bill. This riddle by comedian Jay Leno was printed in his book Jay Leno's How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (2005) and…
“What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?” (riddle)
A popular Hanukkah riddle is: Q: What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?A: One lasts for eight nights the other sometimes ate knights. "What's the difference between…
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care”
Many voters often do not show up to the polls, and political commentators wonder if the voters were ignorant of the candidates and the issues or if the voters were just apathetic. A popular joke…
“What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”/“There is no such thing as traffic jelly.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 11, 2020: Q: What's the difference between jam and jelly?A: I ain't never been caught in a traffic jelly. There usually is no such thing as…
“What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?”/“Seasoning.”
A spring/summer roll riddle was posted on Twitter by VP on March 20, 2013: Q: What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?A: The seasoning. A just slightly different riddle was…
“What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the alphabet?”/“The alphabet has a W.”
A win in sports is often called a "W." A riddle is: Q: What's the difference between the [winless sports team] and the alphabet?A: The alphabet has a "W." "What's…
“What’s the Earth’s favorite fizzy drink?”/“Tectonic water.”
"Tectonic water" is a joke on "tonic water." "Tectonics don't help a hangover. Tectonic water is for scientists or computer people ... or something" was posted on…
“What’s the easiest shot in golf?”/“Your fourth putt.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterSt. Louis LDA@StLouisLDAQ: What’s the easiest shot in golf?A: Your fourth putt. Register for our Golf Classic on Thursday, May 17th!…
“What’s the exchange rate between pounds, rubles, dollars?”/“A pound of rubles equals a dollar.”
A joke about the small value of the old Soviet Union's currency was posted on the newsgroup net.jokes on November 24, 1983: Q: What are the relative values of the British pound, American…
“What’s the opposite of formaldehyde?”/ “Casualdejekyll.”
"Formaldehyde" has nothing to do with the gothic novella Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1886) by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson, but there are jokes. This was posted on…
“What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?”/“Herastandin pepper.”
"Himalayan" sounds like "him-a-laying." A riddle about Himalayan salt is: Q: What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?A: Herastandin pepper. "Herastandin" sounds like…
“What’s the opposite of isolate?”/“I so early.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to self-isolate. "Dad: what is the opposite word for isolate Me: doesn’t answer for 5mins Dad: you so early" was posted on Twitter…
“What’s the opposite of isolate?”/“You so early.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to self-isolate. "Dad: what is the opposite word for isolate Me: doesn’t answer for 5mins Dad: you so early" was posted on Twitter…
“What’s the Shakespearean way to eliminate bird flu?”/“Murder most fowl.”
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is / But this most foul, strange and unnatural" is a line from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet. This shouldn't be confused with…
“What’s the world’s fastest cake?”/“Scooone…”
"Scone" sounds like "'s gone" ("it's gone") in the UK. A popular joke is: Q: What's the world's fastest cake? A: Scone! The riddle has been cited…
“What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis” (joke)
"Raining cats and dogs" is an old expression for a heavy rain. It does not mean a literal rain of animals, but there is a weather joke: "What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?…
“Whatever bakes your cake”
"Whatever bakes your cake" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or "whatever turns…
“Whatever butters your biscuit”
"Whatever butters your biscuit(s)" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or…