“If you torture the data long enough, it will confess”
"If you torture the data long enough, it will confess" has come to mean that if you manipulate the data long enough, you'll finish the the result you want. Some people has asserted…
Nicknames/Slogans
“If you truly want to follow the science, then follow the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“If you trust the government, I don’t trust you”
"If you trust the government, I don't trust you" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on an image. The saying became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic.…
“If you trust your government, then your history teacher didn’t do their job”
"If you trust your government, then your history teacher didn't do their job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you trust your government then your history…
“If you trust your government, your history teacher didn’t do a good job”
"If you trust your government, then your history teacher didn't do their job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you trust your government then your history…
“If you trust your government, your history teacher didn’t do his job”
"If you trust your government, then your history teacher didn't do their job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you trust your government then your history…
“If you try, you risk failure. If you don’t, you ensure it”
"If you try, you risk failure. If you don’t, you ensure it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "To try when there is little hope…
“If you unfriend me and later send another friend request, there will be a $29.99 reconnection fee”
"If you unfriend me and later decide to send me another friend request, there will be a $29.99 reconnection fee" is a jocular social media saying that has been
“If you use a stimulus check to buy baby chicks, then you got the money for nothing…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic financially hurt many people, but many of them received stimulus checks from the U.S. government. It reminded some people of the line in the Dire Straits song…
“If you vote early, you should be able to turn off political ads”
Many people believe that if you do early voting, you should get something that turns off all political ads. What's the point of the ads if you've already voted? "When you vote early,…
“If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It’s science”
"If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It's science" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at the bar”
“Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes” is an old proverb. "If you walk a mile in my shoes, you'll end up at the bar" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in a wine bar”
“Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes” is an old proverb. "If you walk a mile in my shoes, you'll end up at the bar" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog”
"If you want a friend, buy/get a dog" (a dog is well known as "man's best friend") is a saying that's been cited in print since at least 1911. U.S. President Harry S.…
“If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily”
How often should you apply for the same job? "If you want to work for a company that makes moisturizer, the best thing to do is to apply daily" was posted on Twitter on November 5, 2012.…
“If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen”
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" is a humorous saying that's been on bumper stickers since at least 2000. The comedian Bobby Ramsen told this joke to Parade…
“If you want higher taxes, you ain’t Robin Hood. You’re the Sheriff”
Robin Hood is a legendary heroic outlaw against taxes. The Sheriff and Prince John are historical figures for taxes. "If you want higher taxes, you ain't Robin Hood. You're the…
“If you want higher taxes, you’re not Robin Hood. You’re Prince John”
Robin Hood is a legendary heroic outlaw against taxes. The Sheriff and Prince John are historical figures for taxes. "If you want higher taxes, you ain't Robin Hood. You're the…
“If you want it bad, you will get it bad”
"If you want it bad, you (will) get it bad" means that if you want something "bad" (quickly) without the time to do it right, you will get it "bad" (poorly done). The…
“If you want less success, tax it. If you want more poverty, fund it”
“If you want more of something, you subsidize it. If you want less of something, you tax it” (or "If you want less success, tax it. If you want more poverty, fund it") is a popular…