“The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering”
The word "staggering" can be both an adjective (meaning "overhwleming" or "amazing") and a noun (the motion of someone who staggers). A pun was posted on Reddit --…
Mile High City (Denver nickname)
“The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that the pessimist is better informed”
"The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that the pessimist is (generally/usually) better informed" is an old joke that can apply to any type of information, such as…
“The difference between coffee and your opinion is that coffee doesn’t make me want to punch you”
"The difference between coffee and your opinion is that coffee doesn't make me want to punch you in the face" was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on January 17, 2020.…
“The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee”
"The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted on Twitter on May 9,…
“The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets”
"Death and taxes" are two things that have been called inevitable. Syndicated newspaper wit Robert Quillen (1887-1948) wrote many jokes about "the difference between death and…
“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie”
"The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie" is a joke that plays on the meanings of "lie" ("to not tell the truth" or…
“The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position”
"The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position" is a saying that has been printed on many mages. Twitter$#!⁰⁸⁶⁵múl@MonirulShimulthe difference between…
“The difference between McDonald’s and where I work. McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys”
"The difference between men and boys is the cost/price of their toys" is a saying that is frequently used on Father's Day and on birthdays. The saying dates to at least July 13,…
“The difference between men and women is women bring their own shampoo to hotels and men get excited about using the mini bottles provided”
Hotels often provide complimentary toiletries, such as body wash, shampoo and soap. It's expected that hotel guests can take them home, but many guests feel guilty about doing that. Some…
“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra”
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra" is a motivational saying that has been printed on posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1982…
“The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way a person uses them”
Several books in the 19th century recognized that metaphorical "stumbling blocks" could be made into "stepping stones." Stumbling-blocks Made Stepping-stones on the Road to the…
“The difference between the Boy Scouts and the Army is that the Scouts have adult supervision”
"The difference between the Boy Scouts and the Army is that the Scouts have adult supervision" is a joke that was cited in a 1970 book about he Vietnam War. "Army" is often…
“The difference between the government and thieves is that thieves don’t pretend they’re helping”
Entry in progress -- B.P Twitter((( Segen )))@StatistSmackerThe only thing between #government and thieves, is that thieves don't pretend they're helping you.5:43 PM · Sep 9,…
“The difference between try and triumph is a little umph”
"The difference between try and triumph is a little umph" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. "It's been said the difference between try and…
“The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer”
“The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer" was a popular slogan of United States armed forces in World War II, cited from 1942. The saying appears to have been…
“The dinner bell is always in tune”
"The dinner bell is always in tune (for a hungry man)" means that the announcement of dinner is always a welcome sound for the hungry. "De dinner-bell’s always in chune" has…
“The dinosaurs didn’t ‘rule the earth,’ they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills…”
It's often said that dinosaurs once ruled the earth. "The dinosaurs didn’t 'rule the earth,' they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they…
“The director of EA walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An EA (Electronic Arts) version was posted on Twitter on August 20, 2014 by Dan: "EA…
“The dishwasher put plates and bowls in the wrong order. He was dishlexic”
"Dishlexia" (dish + dyslexia) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on June 2, 2007. "Dishlexic" (dish + dyslexic) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on November 23, 2010.…