“Perks of being ugly: Phone battery lasts longer”
"Perks of being ugly: Phone battery lasts longer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people don't want to date and to talk on the phone to an ugly…
Mile High City (Denver nickname)
“Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Andrew FletcherAndrew Fletcher of Saltoun (1653 – September 1716) was a Scottish writer, politician and patriot. He was a Commissioner of the old Parliament…
“Perseverance and sweet oil”
"Perseverance and sweet oil" seems like a Texas way of doing things, but this phrase dates from at least the mid-19th century. Google BooksHistory of the Express Businessby Alexander…
“Persist Until Success Happens” (“push” backronym)
"Persevere/Persist/Pray/Press Until Something/Success Happens" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "push" that has been printed on many images. "Pray until Something…
“Persistent practice of postural principles promises perfection” (ballroom dancing adage)
Good posture is important in ballroom dancing. "Persistent practice of postural principles promises perfection" is a saying that has been printed in several books on ballroom dancing. The…
“Person with autism on board” (vehicle sign)
"Adult/Child/Children/Occupant/Passenger/Person/Teen with autism on board" printed on many images. The sign warns that this occupant may not be able to respond in an emergency. This is a…
“Personal liberty is the greater good”
Government sometimes seeks to suspend personal freedoms and liberty "for the greater good." The saying "Freedom is the greater good" has been printed on many images.…
“Personal trainer implies the existence of an impersonal trainer”
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
“Personnel is policy”
'Personnel is policy" is a saying used to describe the personnel that a new executive puts in place. The saying became popular in 1981, after Ronald Reagan's presidential victory and…
“Pessimism never won any battle”
U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969) said in July 1955: "We cannot look at this whole situation with out realizing first that pessimism never won any battle, whether it was in peace…
“Pesto is just Italian guacamole”
Pesto is often compared to guacamole. Both are green. although the ingredients are very different. "Pesto- the italian guacamole" was posted on Twitter by Wear A Damn MasKiki on December…
“Pet hair is my fairy dust”
"Cat/Dog/Pet hair is my fairy dust" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that animal hair all over everything is a big problem, but the speaker loves…
“Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting”
A rice cake doesn't resemble a chocolate cake, and some people believe the "cake" name is not proper. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Edward Durham on September 21, 2024,…
“Petition to rename ‘coleslaw’ to ‘coleslay’”
"Cole slaw" (or "coleslaw") is sometimes jocularly given the forms "cole slay" (or "coleslay") and "cole slew" (or "coleslew").…
“Petroleum jelly implies the existence of petroleum peanut butter”
Petroleum jelly (such as Vaseline) is a popular non-food product. There is no petroleum peanut butter, but there are jokes. "Just wondering...Why is there no petroleum peanut butter?" was…
“Pets are honestly the weirdest little roommates. We don’t speak the same language, they pay zero rent…”
"Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Pets are so weird like it’s just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can’t speak to each other but you’re just best mates”
"Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Pets are so weird like it’s just this little individual that lives in your house and you can’t speak to each other but you’re just best friends”
"Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Pets: Life’s apology for every bad day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…