“Caffeine is the new black”
"Caffeine is the new black" is a saying that has been printed on many images -- especially coffee mugs. Black coffee contains caffeine. "HEY YOU!! sleep is over-rated!! Caffeine is…
Biggest Little City in the World (Reno, Nevada nickname)
“Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin”
"Caffeine/Coffee isn't a drug, it's a vitamin" ia a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Caffiene isn't a drug; it's a vitamin!"…
“Caffeine: The other Vitamin C” (“Coffee: The other Vitamin C”)
"Caffeine/Coffee: The other Vitamin C" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Chocolate & Caffeine ... the 'other' vitamin C's" was…
“Cake is just dessert lasagna”
Baklava, cake and tiramisu (layered desserts) have been called "dessert lasagna" or "dessert lasagne." Lasagna ("lasagne" is plural) is a layered pasta dish.…
“Cake solves everything”
"Cake solves everything" is a jocular saying of unknown authorship. This saying implies that if people sit down and eat cake, everyone will be in a better mood and arguments will cease.…
“Calamari are a rich man’s onion rings”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calamari are just boujee onion rings”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calamari are just chewy onion rings”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calamari are just Italian onion rings”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calamari are the onion rings of the sea”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calf fries are the original sack lunch”
"Rocky Mountain oysters are the original sack lunch" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Rocky Mountain "oysters" (also called "calf fries") are…
“California has four seasons—Earthquake, Fire, Flood and Drought”
Southern California doesn't have the four seasons, but many residents joke that it does have four seasons: eathquake, fire, flood and drought. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Call me a taxi.”/“You’re a taxi!”
"Call me a cab" is such an old joke, it pre-dates the popular introduction of the word "taxi." It's now most frequently "Call me a taxi"/"You're a…
“Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer my cranberry in its natural state, in the shape of a can of dog food”
When people eat cranberries (such as at Thanksgiving), it's usually from a can. The joke is that this is the "natural shape." "THIS is the natural state of cranberry sauce for…
“Call me an Uber.”/“You’re an Uber!”
"Call me a taxi."/"You're a taxi!" is an old joke. Uber is a global taxi technology company. American journalist James Lileks wrote in the StarTribune (Minneapolis, MN) on…
“Call me anything, but don’t call me late for dinner”
"Call me anything you like, but don't call me too late for/to dinner" is an old joke that has been cited in print since at least 1833. A farce by Richard Jones called Too Late for…
“Call me butter because I’m on a roll”
"Call me/him/us butter because I'm/he's/we're on a roll" is a saying cited in print since at least 1999. The pun is for "on a roll" meaning both "on a…
“Call me cornbread… cause soon as you start moving iffy I’mma be gone in a jiffy”
X/Twitter PoisonLovee🌈❤️ @Girlswagg14 Call me cornbread cause soon as you start moving iffy I'mma be gone in a jiffy 🏃🏾♂️💨 9:58 PM · Aug 1, 2023 X/Twitter…
“Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way”
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
“Call them ‘Armadillos’ because the team gets killed on the road”
Many sports team don't play very well on the road. Many animals get killed on the road. A joke began in 1991 that a team was going to change its name to the Possums because "they play…