“How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake”
"How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake?" is a jocular line that has been printed on posters and coffee mugs. "I like my eggs...in a cake" was cited on Twitter on April 21, 2010.…
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“How do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out…or do I die…or what?”
"How do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out...or do I die...or what?" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "How do I stop eating chips and salsa…
“How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously”
"How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The question intended an answer such as "with cream" or "with…
“How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?”
When you "tell time" you're not speaking to time, but there are jokes. "How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?" was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on March 7,…
“How do Indian restaurants stay open without their naan essential staff?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many workers deemed "non-essential" to stay at home. This has nothing to do with "naan" (bread), but there are jokes. "Can't…
“How do KFC get their popcorn chicken so shiny?”/“They use Kernel Sanders.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Who invented popcorn chicken?A: Kernel Sanders. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) was founded by Colonel Harland David Sanders (1890-1980). "Colonel" sounds like…
“How do KFC get their popcorn chicken so smooth?”/“They use Kernel Sanders.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Who invented popcorn chicken?A: Kernel Sanders. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) was founded by Colonel Harland David Sanders (1890-1980). "Colonel" sounds like…
“How do knights communicate?”/“Chain mail.”
"Chain mail" (amour) shouldn't be confused with postal service mail or email, but there is a riddle: Q: How do knights communicate?A: Chain mail. The joke was posted on Twitter by…
“How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?”/“You can almost hear them.”
A clarinet riddle is: Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. Klosi JokesCategory: Music jokesDate Added:…
“How do locomotives hear?”/“Through the engineers.”
A classic train riddle is: Q: How do locomotives hear?A: Through their engine ears (engineers). The riddle was printed in the Waterloo City (IN) Press, "Queer Queries" by Prof. G. Howe…
“How do mathematicians scold their children?”/“If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter❄️Talk To The Hatter🎩@Talk_To_The_HatQ: How do mathematicians scold their children?A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times ...”7:48 PM…
“How do Mexican keep warm?”/“They use chicken for heaters.”
"Fajita" sounds a bit like "for heater." A fajita riddle is: Q: How do Mexicans keep warm?A: They use chicken for heaters. The joke was posted on Twitter on May 24, 2010.…
“How do midget waiters get paid?”/“Under the table.”
"Under the table" means secretly or covertly. A riddle was posted on Twitter on June 3, 2010: Q: How do midget waiters get paid?A: Under the table. TwitterBarry Taylor @btjokesFollow…
“How do mountains hear?”/“With mountaineers.”
A mountain riddle is: Q: How do mountains hear?A: With mountaineers (mountain ears). The joke was published in Biggest Riddle Book in the World (1976) by Joseph Rosenbloom. “How do mountains…
“How do mountains see?”/“They peak.”
A mountain riddle is: Q: How do mountains see?A: They peak (peek). The joke was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on July 1, 2015. “How do mountains hear?"/"With mountaineers"…
“How do mountains stay warm?”/“Snowcaps.”
A mountain riddle is: Q: How do mountains stay warm?A: Snowcaps. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2015. “How do mountains hear?"/"With mountaineers" and “How do…
“How do Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head solve their arguments?”/“They hash it out.”
A Mr. Potato Head riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 7, 2022: Q: How do Mr. and Mrs. Potato head solve their arguments?A: They hash it out. Wikipedia: Mr. Potato HeadMr. Potato…
“How do parents lose their kids in a mall?! Seriously. Any tips welcome”
"How do parents lose their kids in a mall?! Seriously. Any tips welcome" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 11, 2018. "How do parents lose their kids in the mall? Seriously,…
“How do pastors make orange juice?”/“They pulpit.”
"Pulpit" shouldn't be confused with "pulp it," but there are jokes. "How do preachers make orange juice? Pulpit" was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on April…
“How do pirates communicate with each other?”/“With an aye phone.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: How do pirates communicate with each other?A: With an aye phone. An "aye phone" (iPhone) pun has been cited in print since at least 2008. The joke has been printed…