“Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children”
"Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your…
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“Happy new year!” (new year’s shout)
"Happy new year!" is a traditional greeting said on January 1st. A popular way to say it is "HAP-py new year!" American stage and film actor Charles J. Winninger (1884-1969)…
“Happy Oscar Night! When we get to watch people who glorify adultery, murder, theft…”
The Academy Awards (Oscars) often contains some speeches about morality. "Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying as they…
“Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying…”
The Academy Awards (Oscars) often contains some speeches about morality. "Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying as they…
“Happy people live longer. Bacon makes you happy. Therefore, bacon makes you live longer”
"Happy people live longer. Bacon makes you happy. Therefore, bacon makes you live longer" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "happy people live longer...bacon…
“Happy slaves are the biggest enemies of freedom”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikiquote: Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Marie Freifrau von Ebner-Eschenbach (Baroness Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) (September 13, 1830 – March 12, 1916) was an Mähren…
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my ‘Woo Hoo!’ for Friday”
"Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my 'Woo Hoo!' for Friday" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. "off to work -- woo hoo for Friday!" was…
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my ‘Woohoo!’ for Friday”
"Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my 'Woo Hoo!' for Friday" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. "off to work -- woo hoo for Friday!" was…
“Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
“HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
“Happy whatever doesn’t offend you” (greeting)
"Happy whatever doesn't offend you" is a greeting appropriate for all holidays and all religions that has been printed in many images. "Merry Christmas," for example, might…
“Happy Women’s Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!”
"Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Alexa and Siri are virtual assistants with female…
“Happy Women’s Day to Alexa, Siri and Bixby. The only women to listen to men”
"Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Alexa and Siri are virtual assistants with female…
“Hard drinker? Drinking’s one of the easiest things to do”
People who drink alcohol are "hard" drinkers (as opposed to those who like "soft" drinks). A classic joke was printed in the New York City humor magazine Puck on September 18,…
“Hard seltzer is just millennial Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Hard seltzer is just Zima for millennials”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Hard seltzer is just Zima for zoomers”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Karl Marx failed to consider…
“Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but…”
"Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but break as soon as you put something inside them" is a taco saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times”
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is…
“Hard to find four innocent people in New York”
American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) wrote in January 1923: "Another innocent bystander was shot in New York yesterday. You just stand around this town long and be innocent and…