“Hands up! This is a civil asset forfeiture”
Many people believe that civil asset forfeiture is government robbery. Government can confiscate a large sum of money from a person, despite not accusing that person of a crime. The person then…
Work/Businesses
“Handy as hip pockets on a hog”
"Useless as hip pockets on a hog" is a phrase of unknown origin, but it's cited from the 1930s. "Useless" is now replaced with "handy," and sometimes it's…
“Hang a lantern on your problem”
"Hang a lantern on your problem" was entered into the political lexicon in the 1980s by Chris Matthews, a former chief of staff to Speaker of the House of Representatives Tip…
“Hang up and drive” (driver safety slogan)
"Shut up and drive" is an old saying about what a passenger might say to a driver (especially of the opposite sex). "Hang up and drive" is an anti-cellphone driver safety slogan…
“Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever”
"Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @jmpress: hangovers are temporary; awesome times with your friends…
“Hangovers are temporary. Memories are forever”
"Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @jmpress: hangovers are temporary; awesome times with your friends…
“Happier than a bird with a french fry”
"Happier than a bird with a french fry" (or "Happy as a bird with a french fry") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Happier than a seagull with a french…
“Happier than a seagull with a french fry”
"Happier than a seagull with a french fry" (or "Happy as a seagull with a french fry") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Happier than a bird with a french…
“Happiness held is the seed. Happiness shared is the flower”
"Happiness held is the seed. Happiness shared is the flower" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed in books from 1968 and 1992, and is of…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee/tea and a good book" is a saying that has been printed on many posters and coffee mugs. American cartoonist Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000) wrote the book…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Happiness is, a cup of coffee while working through the night. -…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Happiness is, a cup of coffee while working through the night. -…
“Happiness is a day called Friday”
"Happiness is a day called Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is a day called Friday. yeay" was posted on Twitter by Isla on October 9,…
“Happiness is a Texan headed south with an Okie under each arm”
Many Texans and Oklahomans arrived in Alaska from 1974-1977 to work on the Trans-Alaska Pipeline. A popular bumper sticker in Alaska (cited from at least 1976) was: ""Happiness is a Texan…
“Happiness is an inside job. Don’t assign anyone else that much power over your life”
"Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper columnist…
“Happiness is being halfway through the week”
"Happiness is being halfway through the week" is a Wednesday work saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is being halfway through the week" (shown on an image…
“Happiness is coffee on a fall day”
"Happiness is coffee on a fall day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by ѕaм on September 26, 2015.…
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky—and a dog to eat the rare steak”
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak" is a quote from American talk show host and comedian Johnny Carson (1925-2005) that has been…
“Happiness is homemade”
"Happiness is homemade" is a saying that has been printed on many images and has been featured in many kitchens. "Show may be easily purchased; but happiness is home-made…
“Happiness is Lubbock, Texas, in my rear view mirror”
Singer and songwriter Mac Davis was born in Lubbock, Texas. His 1980 song, "Texas in My Rear View Mirror," contains the lyrics: "I thought happiness was Lubbock, Texas, in my rear…