"It doesn't matter how many resources you have. If you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The images show a…
"Government: The brilliant idea that we should stop lunatics from lying, murdering, and stealing from us by hiring lunatics to lie, murder, and steal from us" is a saying that has been…
"Government((s) can't profit from self-sufficient people" (or "Governments & corporations can't profit from self-sufficient people") is a saying that has been…
“Governments are the only vessels that leak from the top" is a popular government saying referring to the leaking of information. A sailing vessel leaks water from the bottom. On November 9,…
"Government((s) can't profit from self-sufficient people" (or "Governments & corporations can't profit from self-sufficient people") is a saying that has been…
"Governments create wealth the same way ticks create blood" (or "Government creates wealth the way ticks create blood") is a saying that has been printed on many images. That…
"Grab life by the beans," "Let's grab today by the coffee beans" and similar coffee phrases have been printed on many images. "Grab life by the beans" was…
American author and radio host Joni Eareckson Tada wrote in the book When Is It Right to Die?: Euthanasia on Trial (1993): "And gradually, though no one remembers exactly how it happened, the…
"'Educated people are hotter because they have more degrees' True story ρε!!!Είμαστε!!!" is a "degrees" pun that was posted on Twitter by Lna Spanious ♔ on…
"Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Knowing about spelling is the difference…
The Roosevelt Hotel opened in 1924 and was named after Theodore (not Franklin) Roosevelt. It's been called "the Grand Dame of Madison Avenue." The Copley Plaza is similarly called…
"Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things" is a sayingthat has been printed on many images. "Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things" was printed in The Arizona Daily…
An old threat of parents was that they would sell their children to the circus if the kids misbehave. Today, the old threat is mainly used as a joke. "Grandkids: the reward for not selling…
"Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting" is a popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. "Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting" was printed on…
"Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies" (or "Nana never runs out of hugs or cookies") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as signs, T-shirts…
"Grandmother -- a wonderful mother with lots of practice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005 and is of unknown…
"Independence Day" is sometimes joked as "In Depends Dance Day." Depend is an adult undergarment. "Denaldo celebrates by putting on adult diapers and cavorting about the…
Some people believe that granola bars taste like particle boards. "When the fine Kashi people say their granola bars are 'chewy' what they really mean is that they're 'like…
'Never mix the grape and the grain" -- that is, do not mix a grape drink (such as wine) with a grain drink (such as beer) -- is a proverb that has been popular since at least the 1940s.…
"Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Someone offered me…