“Bilingual education makes you illiterate in two languages”
"Bilingual education makes you illiterate in two languages" is an old satiric remark about bilingual education. "One delegate said that in Eire, people are rapidly becoming…
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“Bill Gates walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Bill Gates version is: "Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a…
“Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell ‘I’m just cooking!’”
Many people believe that when you're cooking, the smoke detector shouldn't go off. "Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell 'I'm just…
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks”
"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks" is a joke that became popular on the Internet in the 1990s. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. The joke is…
“Bills: paid, Bank account: empty, Working: still, Adulting: sucks, Yee: haw”
This has been printed on many images: "bills: paidbank account: emptyworking: stilladulting: sucksyee: haw" This was posted on Twitter by C Po on July 15, 2018, credited to @_emgrace63…
“Binary 101 is not a beginners’ course”
Many introductory college courses end in "101." But what if the course is Binary 101? (101 is 5 in binary.) "I failed Binary 101.I said it was 6. http://bit.ly/1a78s7q via…
“Binary star systems imply the existence of non-binary star systems”
"Binary stars imply that there's an non-binary star" was posted on Twitter by Allison on October 15, 2020. "binary stars imply the existence of nonbinary stars" was posted…
“Binary stars imply the existence of non-binary stars”
"Binary stars imply that there's an non-binary star" was posted on Twitter by Allison on October 15, 2020. "binary stars imply the existence of nonbinary stars" was posted…
“Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother”
"Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother" is a popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. American talk show host, producer and philanthropist…
“Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division”
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division" is a popular biology joke. Cells multiply when a cell divides. "Biology is the only science in…
“Bird in Flight” (WTC Transportation Hub)
Spanish architect Santiago Calatrava's design for the World Trade Center Transportation Hub was announced by the Port Authority in July 2005. The design looks like a "bird in flight"…
“Birthday calories don’t count” (“Calories don’t count on your birthday”)
"Vacation calories don't count" is a popular saying. Many vacationers are advised to go off their diets to try the local foods and enjoy the vacations. "Vacation calories…
“Birthday suits tailored here” (gym sign)
"Birthday suits tailored here" is a gym sign that has been printed on many images. "Birthday suit" means one's naked body. "Birthday Suits tailored here.…
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake”
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake" is a jocular line that has been printed on many posters. ""Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat…
“Birthplace:Earth Race:Human Politics:Freedom Religion:Love”
"Birthplace:Earth Race:Human Politics:Freedom Religion:Love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least June 2016 and is of…
“Bis for the guys” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Biscotti are just coffee croutons”
Biscotti have been compared to croutons. "Biscotti is the crouton of dessert" was posted on Twitter by Jobe Rodgers on September 7, 2009. "Biscotti... The dessert crouton" was…
“Biscotti are just cookie croutons”
Biscotti have been compared to croutons. "Biscotti is the crouton of dessert" was posted on Twitter by Jobe Rodgers on September 7, 2009. "Biscotti... The dessert crouton" was…
“Biscotti are just dessert croutons”
Biscotti have been compared to croutons. "Biscotti is the crouton of dessert" was posted on Twitter by Jobe Rodgers on September 7, 2009. "Biscotti... The dessert crouton" was…
“Biscotti are just sweet croutons”
Biscotti have been compared to croutons. "Biscotti is the crouton of dessert" was posted on Twitter by Jobe Rodgers on September 7, 2009. "Biscotti... The dessert crouton" was…