“Beef Wellington is just a rich man’s corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
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“Been 6 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Guess it’s time to go there personally and check what’s the problem”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“Been on hold so long I can’t remember who I called. I have a credit card out…”
Many people have been on hold for a long time on their phone calls. "I've been on hold so long that I can't remember who I've called..." was posted on Twitter by…
“Been there, bombed that” (been there, done that + bombed)
"Been there, done that" has been a popular phrase since the early 1980s. "Been there, bombed that" is a jocular twist on that phrase, popularized by the United States' wars…
“Beer—the reason I wake up every afternoon”
"Beer -- the reason I wake up every afternoon" is a saying that has been printed on signs. The jocular saying has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google Groups:…
“Beer (noun)—magic water for fun people
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
“Beer (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Beer and cheer” (similar to “wine and dine”)
"Beer and cheer" is a term like "wine and dine." "They were wined, dined, beered and cheered each day of their drill" was printed in the Morning World-Herald (Omaha,…
“Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee”
Do more things happen over alcohol than coffee? "Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee. Fuck you CCD (CafeCoffeeDay -- ed.)!" was posted on Twitter by "Poor Spoiled…
“Beer before liquor, never sicker; Liquor before beer, never fear”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksCase Studies in Health CommunicationBy Eileen Berlin RayNew York, NY: Routledge1993Pg. 169:In this regard they used stock sayings that many seemed to know,…
“Beer before wine, you’ll feel fine; Wine before beer, you’ll feel queer”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksSeptember 1897, The Home Furnishing Review, pg. 367, col. 1:The free translation (from German -- ed.) of still another is: Beer on wine,Nit!Wine on beer,It!!…
“Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad”
"Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad" is a jocular line that has been written on many bar signs and GIFs. "Beer comes from hops which comes from a plant. Therefore…
“Beer contains Vitamin Pee”
"Beer contains Vitamin Pee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. "Beer is Highly Nutritious. It's Packed…
“Beer doesn’t have many vitamins—that’s why you have to drink a lot of it”
"Beer/Wine doesn't have many vitamins -- that's why you have to drink a lot of it" is a jocular line that that been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and…
“Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean—against bars”
“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....against bars, tables, chairs, and poles” is an old vaudeville joke, cited in print since at least 1895. The joke is of unknown…
“Beer drinking doesn’t do half the harm of lovemaking”
Eden Philpotts (1862-1960) wrote in his play The Farmer's Wife (first performed in 1916): "Beer-drinking don't do half the harm of love-making. For why? Drink's a matter between…
“Beer is best drunk in the shadow of the brewery”
"Beer is best drunk in the shadow of the brewery" is a beer saying that means that beer is best when it's fresh (close to or "in the shadow of" the brewery). It's not…
“Beer is just dream-flavored water”
"Beer/Tequila is just dream-flavored water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love me some 'Dream-flavored water'!" -- tequila -- was posted on…
“Beer is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist”
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. "Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Little…