“Beating up someone with a big pretzel is a salt with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…
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“Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity”
"Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Its funny how positive…
“Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes—thin crust, thick crust…” (pizza joke)
"Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes" -- with a photo of one square pizza and one circular pizza -- went viral in November 2013. "Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes! #pizza"…
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder/beerholder" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and buttons. "Beer" is a modern…
“Beauty without intelligence is a masterpiece painted on a napkin”
"Beauty without intelligence is a masterpiece painted on a napkin" is a saying that has been printed on several posters. The saying has been cited on Twitter since April 18, 2009, and is…
“Because I’m worth it” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
L'Oréal haircolor advertised that it's a little more expensive, but, according to its famous catchphrase, "I'm/You're/We're worth it." "Because I'm…
“Because of COVID-19 for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee is cancil… cancul…”
The National Spelling Bee had been held every year since 1945. In 2020, however, the coronavirus caused the spelling bee to be canceled, or cancelled. "C-A-N-C-E-L-E-D: The National Spelling…
“Because of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps”
"Because of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "@MiiSSNESS same over here txtin tweetn I mnn you name it…
“Because of the cancellation of all sports events ESPN will be covering live toilet paper wrestling”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulting in the cancellation of major professional sporting events. The ESPN sports network didn't have much to broadcast. People fought in stores (such as…
“Because of the huge increase in deliveries, FedEx and UPS merged and are now Fed-Up”
FedEx and UPS are rival delivery services companies. A joke has it that both companies are merging, with the new company to be called "FedUp." The joke has been cited in print since at…
“Because we’re worth it, too” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
L'Oréal haircolor advertised that it's a little more expensive, but, according to its famous catchphrase, "I'm/You're/We're worth it." "Because I'm…
“Because you’re worth it” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
L'Oréal haircolor advertised that it's a little more expensive, but, according to its famous catchphrase, "I'm/You're/We're worth it." "Because I'm…
“Become so financially secure that you forget that it’s payday”
"Become so financially secure that you forget that it's payday" is a money saying that has been printed on many images. "Become so financially secure that you forget that…
“Become ungovernable” (political slogan)
"Become ungovernable" is an anti-government slogan that has been printed on many images. The terms "Become ungovernable" and "Be ungovernable" became popular in…
“Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak” (food pun)
"Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak" (a pun on "mistake") is a popular food joke that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. "As far as…
“Becoming strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“Beef jerky is just a meat Twizzler”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Beef jerky is just cow raisins”
"Beef jerky is just cow raisins" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I'm going to start calling beef jerky 'cow raisins'" was posted on Twitter…
“Beef jerky is just edible leather”
Many people have compared beef jerky to leather. "beef jerky is leather soaked in salty beef soup for a hundred years" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.poems on April 19, 1994.…
“Beef jerky is just meat licorice”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…