“Beer is now cheaper than gas—drink, don’t drive”
"Beer is now cheaper than gas -- drink, don't drive" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. According to a 2008…
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" is misattributed to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790). Franklin did write this, in a 1779 letter to André Morellet: "Behold…
“Beer is the only drink that’s acceptable to be served in a glass that’s overflowing and dripping”
When beer is poured, the head of foam often rises above the glass. Many people consider this acceptable, even desirable. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 24, 2023: "Beer is…
“Beer is yeast urine”
Yeast is the waste of the fermentation process. "And just look at how many folk love to drink yeast urine" was posted on alt.sex on June 21, 1994. "Yeast urine? after all,…
“Beer makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Beer makes me happy. You, not so much" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by Blog About Beer on November 24,…
“Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer shortage soon. Panic buy here”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer shortages soon. Please panic buy”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some shortages. "Beer shortage expected. Panic buy now" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. Versions of this sign were…
“Beer, bacon, guns & freedom”
"Beer, bacon, guns & freedom" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "Hope everyone remembers what today's about.. Bacon, guns, beer, and freedom!…
“Beer, lime & sunshine”
"Beer, lime & sunshine" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Rum, Ginger beer, lime and sunshine, why the heck not?" was posted on Twitter on May 6,…
“Beer, whiskey & weed are all made from plants… I think I might be a vegetarian!”
"Tobacco, weed, beer and whiskey are all made from plants... I think I might be a vegetarian!!" (also "Beer, whiskey & weed are all made from plants... I think I might be a…
“Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862”
"Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862" (or "helping ugly people have sex since 1862" or "getting ugly people laid since 1862," or whatever date) is a popular…
“Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837”
"Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837" -- other dates have been given, such as 1842 -- has been printed on many images. "Beer - helping white people dance since 1837" was…
“Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink”
"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The beer saying has been on signs since at least 1994. Newspapers.com1 October…
“Beer: The WD40 for conversations”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Beer…because you can’t drink bacon”
"Beer...because you can't drink bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer was invented because you can't drink bacon" was posted on…
“BeerGasm [noun] that little rush you feel after the first sip of a good beer”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“BEERGASM The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck”
"Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck" is a saying against the Federal Reserve Bank (founded in 1913). The Federal Reserve System has devalued the currency, and a dollar in 1913 was…
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more”
"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more" is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1961. Addison H. Hallock has been most frequently credited for…