“I like to paint peas in a cage. I’m a trapped peas artist”
"Trapeze" sounds like "trapped peas." "I used to be in the Circus. I was a Trapped Peas Artist" was posted on Twitter by IG:lil.eddie.turdle on June 7, 2011. "My…
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“I like to party. And by party I mean drink coffee with no pants on”
"I like to party. And by party I mean drink coffee with no pants on" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like to party. And by party I mean lounge in…
“I like to play chess with old men in the park…although it’s hard to find 32 of them”
There is a difference between playing chess against people and playing chess with people (for example, human chess pieces). American stand-up comedian Emo Philips said in a November 2009 interview:…
“I like to play chess with old men in the park…although it’s hard to find 32 of them”
There is a difference between playing chess against people and playing chess with people (for example, human chess pieces). American stand-up comedian Emo Philips said in a November 2009 interview:…
“I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It’s soup herb”
"It's soup herb" sounds like "it's superb." "Just figured out the ultimate recipe to wellness. It's Soup + Herb" was posted on X/Twitter by Kaner on…
“I like to put German wine in my cooking on an add hock basis”
"Hock" is a British term for German white wine. Some puns have "add hock" instead of "ad hoc." "I didn’t have set people to specifically calculate how much…
“I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes”
Many people put up Christmas decorations in stages. "I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes" was…
“I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with snacks and stare at the boxes”
Many people put up Christmas decorations in stages. "I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes" was…
“I like to refer to horrible decisions I’ve made in the past by saying ‘yeah, that was a weird time in my life’’”
Many people try to dismiss something as part of a strange time in their lives -- then they admit that it's all been strange, at all times. "I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by…
“I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert”
Many people stop the microwave with one second left and take their food out; this makes them feel like a bomb defusal/disposal expert. "I like to stop the microwave when it gets to one second.…
“I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, random shenanigans, and solid love of coffee”
"I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, random shenanigans, and solid love of coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I like…
“I like when animals are named after the thing they do like flies and horse”
Flies are called that because they fly, but what about other creatures? This joke was posted on X/Twitter (it is now set to private) by Jaclyn on May 30, 2025, and it received over 148,000 likes:…
“I listen to every genre of music. I’m polyjamorous”
"I listen to every genre of music. I'm polyjamorous" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The word "polyjamorous" is a portmanteau of the words…
“I listen to the voices in my coffee”
"I listen to the voices in my coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. A crazy person might "listen to the voices inside the head." "I…
“I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this.—Ayn Rand”
"I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this. -- George Orwell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. English author George Orwell (1903-1950) didn't…
“I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this.—George Orwell”
"I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this. -- George Orwell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. English author George Orwell (1903-1950) didn't…
“I live for dried grapes. They’re my raisin d’être”
"Raison d'être" ( French for "reason for being") has nothing to do with raisins, but there are jokes. "I absolutely live for small dried fruits. They're my…
“I live for my alarm clock collection. It’s what gets me up in the morning”
"I live for my alarm clock collection. It's what gets me up in the morning" is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter on February 10, 2011. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“I live for small dried fruits. They’re my raisin d’être”
"Raison d'être" ( French for "reason for being") has nothing to do with raisins, but there are jokes. "I absolutely live for small dried fruits. They're my…
“I live in a free country. I have all the licenses and permits to prove it”
"'I am a free citizen and I have all the licenses and permits to prove it.' http://bit.ly/uBYlt via @addthis" was posted on Twitter by Stephen on June 12, 2009. The point of…