“I live for my alarm clock collection. It’s what gets me up in the morning”

“I live for my alarm clock collection. It’s what gets me up in the morning” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter on February 10, 2011. The saying was posted on Twitter by Sickipediabot on February 11, 2011, and the saying probably originated on Sickipedia.
   
       
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Lee Wallace
@_lwallace
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason i get up in the morning.
2:24 PM - 10 Feb 2011
     
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np20boy
@np20boy
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
2:37 PM - 10 Feb 2011
 
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Dick Thick
@Dick_Thick
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
2:37 PM - 10 Feb 2011
 
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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason i get up in the morning.
5:21 AM - 11 Feb 2011
     
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
6:23 AM - 4 Jan 2016
 
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe
@edfringe
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
#BadJokeFriday
9:34 AM - 3 Jun 2016
 
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
6:17 AM - 28 Dec 2016
 
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s what gets me up in the morning.
10:08 AM - 17 Oct 2017
 
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
4:05 PM - 5 Mar 2018