"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. American comedian Lewis Black said the line in an…
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
"I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning" is a one-line saying a coffee-lover might say. "I like coffee that Karate Kicks me in the face!" was posted on Twitter…
An "armadillo" is sometimes called a "dillo," for short. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on July 12, 2018: "I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns. I…
"Some times" is expressed in math puns as "sum times." "math final. 'hey do you know your multiplication?....sum times!!' yayyyy" was posted on Twitter by…
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
Nerds is an American candy that is colorful, but perhaps not healthy. "I like eating Nerds because I'm secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off" was posted on…
"Hardcore" can mean many things. It usually does not refer to a "hard core," but there are jokes. "I also like frozen apples. They're hardcore" was printed in The…
"I like hashtags because they look like waffles" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "DONT YOU THINK → # ← HASHTAGS LOOK LIKE WAFFLES?" was posted on Twitter…
"I like how on cop cars, 'To protect and serve' is in quotes, like they're being sarcastic" was posted on X/Twitter by American comedian and writer Neal Brennan on December…
"I like how on cop cars, 'To protect and serve' is in quotes, like they're being sarcastic" was posted on X/Twitter by American comedian and writer Neal Brennan on December…
"I like (porterhouse steak, hero sandwiches, grapefruit, et al.), but I don't think I can eat a whole one" is a common food saying. It became so common that "I like/love (X),…
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"I am fond of long walks—when taken by some folks who annoy me" is a jocular line that was cited in a February 1932 newspaper, without attribution. "Fred Allen admits that he likes…
"I like my beer like I like my violence: domestic" has been posted on many bar signs. The bars possibly thought that the "joke" promotes domestic beer, but many patrons believed…
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
"I like my coffee black and my mornings bright" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I like my coffee black and my #mornings bright" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"I like my coffee black, like my soul" is a darkly humorous saying that has been printed on coffee mugs and GIFs. The line possibly comes from Hollywood. The book Tallulah -- Darling of…