“Celery farmers play the stalk market”
The stock market is sometimes punned as the "stalk" market. The "stalk market" puns have included bean, celery and corn jokes. "Q: How did the corn plant lose all her…
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“Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza”
"Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza" is a jocular one-line saying -- used by people who'd rather eat pizza than celery -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Celery is basically just grass with water retention”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just crunchy grass-flavored water”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just crunchy water”
Is celery mostly water? "Celery. Which, let's face it, is basically just crunchy water" was printed in a 2007 newspaper. "I'm convinced celery isn't a real food.…
“Celery is just glorified grass”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is nature’s dental floss”
"Celery is nature's dental floss" is a jocular saying about stringy celery that has been printed on several images. "Celery? Bad idea. They don’t call it nature’s dental…
“Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings”
Celery is frequently eaten with ranch dressing or peanut butter -- two very different foods. "Wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut…
“Celery is what happens when you tell grass it can be anything it wants to be”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery: When you have that sudden urge to bite into water with hair in it”
Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it. "*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it" was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6,…
“Cell phones keep getting thinner and smarter…people the opposite”
"Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter...people the opposite is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Phones keep getting thinner and smarter…
“Cells multiply when they divide”
"Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It 'multiplies' when it 'divides' #OMGFacts" was posted on Twitter by Saimah on April 13, 2010. "Bacteria multiply when…
“Cenosillicaphobia—the fear of an empty glass”
"Cenosillicaphobia -- the fear of an empty glass" is a definition that has been printed on many images. Google Books Cenosillicaphobia the Fear of an Empty Wine Or Beer GlassNotebook…
“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it”
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" is a quotation often attributed to Mark Twain (1835-1910), but he never said it. The…
“Censorship is the child of fear and the father of ignorance”
"Censorship is the child of fear and the father of ignorance" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Laurie Halse Anderson wrote in Speak (1999):…
“Censorship is the child of fear, the father of ignorance, desperate weapon of fascists everywhere”
"Censorship is the child of fear and the father of ignorance" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Laurie Halse Anderson wrote in Speak (1999):…
“Censorship is the hallmark of neoliberalism”
Many people have pointed out that neoliberals advocate censorship. "'PC' censorship is a symptom of neoliberalism, not progressivism itself" was posted on Twitter by…
“Censorship is the life blood of neoliberalism”
Many people have pointed out that neoliberals advocate censorship. "'PC' censorship is a symptom of neoliberalism, not progressivism itself" was posted on Twitter by…
“Censorship is the tool used when lies lose their power”
"Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" is a saying that has been printed in many images. "Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" was…
“Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power”
"Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" is a saying that has been printed in many images. "Censorship is the tool used when the lie loses its power" was…