“Your credit card pays for things with future hours of your life”
"When you pay for things with a credit card, you’re paying with your future earnings. When you pay with a debit card, you’re paying with your past earnings" is an explanation of…
"When you pay for things with a credit card, you’re paying with your future earnings. When you pay with a debit card, you’re paying with your past earnings" is an explanation of…
"Your day will go the way the corners of your mouth turn" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Your day goes the way the corners of your mouth turn"…
"When you pay for things with a credit card, you’re paying with your future earnings. When you pay with a debit card, you’re paying with your past earnings" is an explanation of…
"Your fast food can be your last food" is a fast food saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on the website Sloganshub on December 27, 2015 and on Twitter…
"Your feet are hurting because u r kicking so much ass" is a running saying that has been printed on signs. "'Your feet are hurting because you're kicking so much ass"…
There's a difference between Scotch whisky and Scotch tape, but there have been several jokes. "A glass of your finest Scotch tape" was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2015.…
There's a difference between Scotch whisky and Scotch tape, but there have been several jokes. "A glass of your finest Scotch tape" was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2015.…
A bar joke is: BARTENDER: I see that your glass is empty. Would you like another?BAR CUSTOMER: Why would I want two empty glasses? The joke was posted on Twitter on September 29, 2010, and went…
"Your government scares the shit out of you in order to take away your freedom. I can’t believe we still have to explain this to people after all this time" is a saying that has been…
"Your government thinks you're an idiot. Please stop trying to prove them right" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular on T-shirts and bumper…
"You grandfather didn't fight in a world war so you would [X}" is a meme that has been printed on several images. "Your great grandfather didn't sleep in a foxhole in a far…
"You grandfather didn't fight in a world war so you would [X}" is a meme that has been printed on several images. "Your great grandfather didn't sleep in a foxhole in a far…
Texas and Australia both boast about their large size, so it's no surprise that a Texas/Australia size joke appeared in the 1950s and is still told today. A Texan was visiting Australia.…
"Your habits are driving your performance. Your rituals are creating your results" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Canadian-born motivational speaker and…
"Your health is an investment, not an expense" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember, having a good health is an investment, not an expense!" was posted on…
"Your ignorance is their power" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1978, but became popular on many images (such…
"St. Patrick's Day Tip: Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms" (also "Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig,…
Motivational speaker and author Jim Rohn (1930-2009) has been credited with the following advice: "You must constantly ask yourself these questions: Who am I around? What are they doing to me?…
"Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it's inspiring" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember that the way you live your life is your message to…
"Big Easy" is a popular nickname of New Orleans, Louisiana. The term is also sometimes used as a "yo mama" joke. "I am now in the Big Easy and this time I don't mean…