“Home is where you trust the toilet seat”
"Home is where you trust the toilet seat" -- this is, from other people's germs -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The variation is based on the 19th…
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“Home is where your plants are”
"Home is where my/the/your plants are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The variation is based on the 19th century saying, "Home is where the heart is."…
“Home of the 7 oz. Burger” (Jackson Hole)
Jackson Hole has eight locations in New York City. Since 1973, its slogan has been "Home of the 7 oz. Burger" -- although the burgers are usually even larger than that! The culinary…
“Home of the free 72-oz. steak” (Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo)
The Big Texan Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo has advertised "Home of the free 72-oz. steak" since 1963. You have to prepay your meal, eat the whole thing within an hour, plus bread and…
“Home of Warm Beer, Lousy Food, and an Ugly Owner” (Waterfront Ale House)
Waterfront Ale House at 155 Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn has been around since 1989. The place is nothing extraordinary, but it's slogan certainly is: "Home of Warm Beer, Lousy Food, and…
“Home run hitters drive Cadillacs and singles hitters drive Fords”
"Home run hitters drive Cadillacs and singles hitters drive Fords" is an old baseball saying, often attributed to Pittsburgh Pirates slugger (and New York Mets announcer) Ralph Kiner.…
“Home schooled kids still have school” (snow/virus school closure joke)
When public school is closed (for a snow day, or for a virus, or for other reasons), students who are home schooled still have school. "One bad thing about being home schooled is that i school…
“Home schooling question: Does having your children fix your mixed cocktails count as chemistry?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many schools to close. Many parents homeschooled for the first time. Many of these parents needed alcohol to get through it. "Home schooling question:…
“Home sweet home office”
"Home sweet home office" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the song "Home Sweet Home" that John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote for…
“Home Sweet Homeroom” (“Home Sweet Classroom”)
"Home Sweet Homeroom" (or "Home Sweet Classroom") is a saying that has been printed on wall hangings that are frequently seen in school classrooms. The saying is a variation…
“Home sweet office”
"Home sweet office" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the song "Home Sweet Home" that John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote for the…
“Home, sweet home”
"Home, Sweet Home" is the title of a song by John Howard Payne (1791-1852) in his 1823 comic opera, Clari, or the Maid of Milan (first presented at the Dramatic Repository at 214 Broadway…
“Home, Sweet Home”
"There's no place like home!" is one of the most famous of all American expressions. John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote these lyrics for "Home, Sweet Home" in the opera…
“HOME: Where the HO & ME come together”
"HOME: Where the HO & ME come together" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Home is where the ho and me are.' - Abu Shahid" was posted on…
“Homebrewing is my hobby; beer is my reward”
"Homebrewing is my hobby. Beer is my reward" has been printed on many T-shirts. "#Homebrewing is my #hobby...#beer is my #reward" was cited on Twitter on May 31, 2014. It's…
“Homeless are people are the best activists. They’re always asking for change!”
Homeless people want change, but does that make them activists? "I just saw a homeless political activist begging for change. #worstjokeIcouldthinkofonthespot" was posted on Twitter on…
“Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it”
"Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it" is a jocular saying about homemade foods that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“Homes are where jobs go at night”
More jobs means more housing, and fewer jobs means fewer homes. "Homes (or "housing" or "real estate") is where (the) jobs go at night" is a popular saying of unknown…
“Homeschool Day One: Wondering how to get this kid transferred out of my class”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings. Many parents were forced to home school their children for the first time. "Day 2 of homeschool: Wondering how I can get…
“Homeschooled kids miss out on being a gay communist”
Does public education now teach children to be gay communists? "Study Shows Kids Who Are Homeschooled Could Miss Out On Opportunity To Be A Gay Communist" was a headline story in the…