"Going to McDonald's for health food is like…

McDonald’s specializes in hamburgers. Salads are an afterthought and McDonald’s sells very few of them.

“Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins” was posted on the newsgroup fhs_gsa on May 3, 2006. “going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a crack dealer to buy vitamins” was posted on X/Twitter by Kyle on February 25, 2009. “going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins” was posted on X/Twitter by (Possibly A Train Baby) on March 6, 2009. “Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a crack house to get some vitamins” was posted on X/Twitter by Tori Teacup on March 27, 2009.

“‘Going to McDonalds for heath food is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins. ‘~ Alex Lawrence” was posted on X/Twitter by John-Bryan Hopkins on March 31, 2009. “‘Going to McDonalds for heath food is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins. ‘~ Alex Lawrence (via @Foodimentary)” was posted on X/Twitter by mr_moo_ on March 31, 2009.

“Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug” is a related saying.

Wikipedia: McDonald’s
McDonald’s Corporation is an American multinational fast food chain, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in San Bernardino, California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and in 1961 bought out the McDonald brothers. Previously headquartered in Oak Brook, Illinois, it moved to nearby Chicago in June 2018.

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May 3, 2006, 6:13:49 PM
you know it jr!
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins.

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Stupid preppy CHEERLEADERS
A_likely_Jew
Mar 31, 2007, 9:15:11 PM
(...)
Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a sewer to find vitamins, in reality most people pushed around by cheerleaders should not feel bad, and if you do please go kill yourself because that makes you more pathetic than them.

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Kyle
@lundartheclown
@djwristpect going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a crack dealer to buy vitamins
7:45 PM · Feb 25, 2009

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(Possibly A Train Baby)
@VegasMcNeil
“going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins”
1:37 PM · Mar 6, 2009

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Маргарет
@chuzhamamka
Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a crack house for vitamins
2:28 PM · Mar 6, 2009

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Tori Teacup
@ToriTeacup
Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a crack house to get some vitamins.
6:14 PM · Mar 27, 2009

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Kirs
@kirsthestars
Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a hospital for crack.
9:59 PM · Mar 27, 2009

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John-Bryan Hopkins
@Foodimentary
“Going to McDonalds for heath food is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins. “~ Alex Lawrence
8:54 AM · Mar 31, 2009

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mr_moo_
@_mr_moo_
“Going to McDonalds for heath food is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins. “~ Alex Lawrence (via @Foodimentary)
8:54 AM · Mar 31, 2009

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J-EL-A ジャイラ
@jla_b
RT @Foodimentary: “Going to McDonalds for health food is like going to a crack house for vitamins. “~ Alex Lawrence *LMAO*
8:56 AM · Mar 31, 2009

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Pocket Kira
@pocket_kira
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins
6:12 PM · Jun 17, 2009

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LO
@ellabella5
“Nobody goes to McDonald’s for their salads. That’s like going to a crack house for vitamins.” - Shawn Wayans… http://tumblr.com/xp82x3qb5
5:26 PM · Aug 31, 2009

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Dustin Riblett
September 17, 2009 at 11:08 PM ·
Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins

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Axel Andre
December 15, 2009 at 11:16 AM ·
“Nobody goes to McDonald’s for their salads. That’s like going to a crackhouse for vitamins.”

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Lauren Goodwin
@MsLauren2012
Going to @Wendys for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins
7:35 AM · May 30, 2018

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Good ol’Irish boy 🇮🇪
@timvicious
Going to
@CarlsJr
for a vegan burger is like going to a crack house for vitamins
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Mercy For Animals
@MercyForAnimals
Jan 4, 2019
The @BeyondMeat Beyond Burger is now being offered at @CarlsJr. Times are changing! 🙌🍔🤤
10:47 AM · Jan 5, 2019

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Mission Bitcoin
@mission_bitcoin
I remember the old joke about “going to McDonalds for health food is like going to a crack den for medical products”. In this only-in-2020-or-2021 mashup, McDonalds is now apparently distributing both health food and health advice. Makes sense.
6:54 PM · Dec 18, 2021

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Kevin Campbell 🇺🇲🇨🇦
@Trucker_K
“Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins.” - Unknown
9:15 AM · Sep 15, 2023

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Arbbie Curly Cheese Fries (💙,🧡)
@Arbbiekid
Reminds me of a saying:
Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a crack house for vitamins.
5:44 PM · Jan 6, 2024

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
People who go to McDonalds for a salad make me laugh.
It’s like going to a crack house for vitamins.
6:02 PM · Jun 19, 2024

“Going to McDonald’s for health food is like going to a crack house for vitamins”