“Funny don’t make money” (professional wrestling adage)
"Funny don't make money" is a professional wrestling adage that has been cited in print since at least 2009. The adage means that fans watch professional wrestling for the action,…
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“Funny how all the people wanting socialism don’t really contribute much to society to begin with”
"funny how all the people that are for socialism don't really contribute much to society to begin with" was posted on X/Twitter by Tyler Vought on March 8, 2016. "FUNNY HOW ALL…
“Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen”
An employer sometimes pulls aside a problem employee with, "We need to talk." "Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen" is a one-line saying…
“Funny how we were all raised not to be peer pressured into taking experimental drugs, and now…”
"Funny how we were raised not to be peer pressured into taking experimental drugs and now we're being peer pressured into taking experimental drugs" is a saying that has been printed…
“Funny Name, Serious Sandwich” & “Just one sandwich…it’s that good!” (Schlotzsky’s slogans)
Schlotzsky's deli began with in south Austin in 1971 with just one sandwich -- "The Original," a version of the famous New Orleans muffuletta sandwich featuring three meats.…
“Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people”
"Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people" is an animal rights saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown, but it has been cited in…
“Futons are the sporks of the furniture world”
A futon (a sofa and a bed) has been compared to a spork (a spoon and a fork) -- something that tries to do two things and does neither well. "'To me, a futon (or hide-a-bed) is just the…
“FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning”
"FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Found out…
“FYI: wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom with the tip cut off”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "FYI: wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom with the tip cut off" is a…
“Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.” (Foghorn Leghorn)
"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves" is a saying by the cartoon rooster Foghorn J. Leghorn in the 1953 cartoon Of Rice and Hen. Foghorn Leghorn spoke…
“Galaxy Counters are a poor man’s Minstrels”
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…
“Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner”
"Gambling addiction hotlines would do better if every fifth caller was a winner" is a jocular one-line saying that was posted on Twitter by Jokes&Stuff FromJosh on January 23,…
“Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house”
A jocular one-line saying about gambling is: "Gambling sure brought our family together. We had to buy a smaller house!" The saying was cited in the Chicago (IL) Tribune in July 1972 and…
“Gambling is only considered an addiction if you are bad at it”
"Seems like if you're good at gambling, you're a professional. If you're bad at it, it's an addiction" was posted on Twitter by Thomas Lennon on February 1, 2010.…
“Game on”
"Game on!" means that a challenge has been accepted and a competition can begin. "Game on!" supposedly was influenced by video games in the 1980s, when a game was often paused,…
“GameStop implies the existence of GameCollaborate and GameListen”
GameStop is an American video game, consumer electronics, and gaming merchandise retailer. "GameStop implies the existence of the following: GameGo GameDrop GameRoll GameFrisk…
“GameStop implies the existence of GameDrop and GameRoll”
GameStop is an American video game, consumer electronics, and gaming merchandise retailer. "GameStop implies the existence of the following: GameGo GameDrop GameRoll GameFrisk…
“GameStop implies the existence of GameGo”
GameStop is an American video game, consumer electronics, and gaming merchandise retailer. "GameStop implies the existence of the following: GameGo GameDrop GameRoll GameFrisk…
“Gamestop implies the existence of Gamesbottom”
GameStop is an American video game, consumer electronics, and gaming merchandise retailer. "GameStop implies the existence of the following: GameGo GameDrop GameRoll GameFrisk…
“GameStop implies the existence of GameStart”
GameStop is an American video game, consumer electronics, and gaming merchandise retailer. "GameStop implies the existence of the following: GameGo GameDrop GameRoll GameFrisk…