“Feet first, stick second” (lacrosse adage)
"Feet first, stick second" is one of several lacrosse rules for playing defense. The most important thing on defense is to be in position (with the feet), and only then can a player…
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“Fellow-countrymen, follow me to yonder saloon!” (shortest-ever Texas political speech?)
"Fellow-countrymen, follow me to yonder saloon!" is said to be the shortest speech ever given by a Texas politician. A Kinky Friedman book declared this to be one of "actual quotes…
“FEMA is the new F-word”
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) prepares for and responds to disasters within the United States. FEMA's response -- or lack off response -- to several disasters has led to much…
“Female wanted; must have own pub. Apply with inn”
Many want-ads say "apply within." "Friend reqired for drink fun: Apply with Inn" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on August 20, 2010. A joke included in Jokes for Blokes:…
“Female wanted; must have your own pub. Apply with inn”
Many want-ads say "apply within." "Friend reqired for drink fun: Apply with Inn" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on August 20, 2010. A joke included in Jokes for Blokes:…
“Fencing takes two lifetimes to master”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Dressage takes two lifetimes to master" is a similar saying. Wikipedia: FencingContemporary fencing is the modern state of the western art of combat with the…
“Fencing: The perfect Covid-19 sport. 1. masks 2. gloves 3. closer than 6ft, you stab them”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw people play many indoor games, but one sport was suggested by some people as especially appropriate. "Best sport for the pandemic? Fencing! You get to…
“Ferrero Rocher is Italian for Nutella balls”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…
“Ferrero Rocher is just a crunchy Nutella”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…
“Ferrero Rocher is just expensive Nutella”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…
“Ferrero Rocher is just fancy Nutella”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…
“Ferrero Rocher is literally just deconstructed Nutella”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…
“Ferrero Rocher is Nutella for adults”
Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls have been said by many to have Nutella filling. Both Ferrero Rocher and Nutella are owned by the Italian company Ferrero. "did you know the chocolate filling…
“Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults”
"Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults" is a line credited to American stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005). It's not known when Hedberg first included the joke…
“Few die and none resign”
"Few die and none resign' (or "few die, none resign") has been said of public officeholders who live long and well on the government payroll. President Thomas Jefferson…
“Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form”
“Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form” is a popular tax saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation was included in the book…
“Few people know this, but the tiny pocket on your jeans is for your salary”
Many people wear jeans to work, and most jeans have a small pocket (originally for a watch). "Few people know this, but the tiny pocket on your jeans is for your salary" is a jocular…
“Few skills are so well rewarded as the ability to convince parasites that they are victims”
"Few skills are so well rewarded as the ability to convince parasites that they are victims" and "There is no talent so ardently supported, nor generously rewarded, as the ability to…
“Fickle as a pickle”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pickled cucumber A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada, and a gherkin in Britain, Ireland, Australia, South Africa, and…
“Field hockey is aggressive golf”
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…