“Eating is a necessity, but cooking is an art”
"Eating is a necessity, but cooking is an art" is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 21, 2013, probably from one of these…
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“Eating is an agricultural act”
"Eating is an agricultural act" is from Wendell Berry's essay, "The Pleasures of Eating," in his book, What Are People For? (1990). Many people aren't involved…
“Eating is crazy. You put food in a cavity where you smash it with 32 bones…”
"Eating is crazy. You put food in a cavity where you smash it with 32 bones then a meat tentacle pushes it down into a pool of acid" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Eating is kinda like ‘insert here to continue playing’”
Some games require putting more coins or tokens in to continue playing. The game of life is a bit different. "Eating is kinda like 'insert here to continue playing'" was posted…
“Eating McDonald’s is like cleaning a toilet with your mouth”
Many people believe that McDonald's fast food restaurants do not serve high quality food. "Haha! // Official @WcDonaIds twitter acct: 'We’re here to remind you that eating at…
“Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It’s right in the name: Pro deuce”
"Produce" sounds like "pro-deuce," and a pun is: "Fruits and vegetables prevent constipation. That's why they call it pro-deuce." "Deuce" means…
“Eating nonbinary pizza at little ze/zirs”
Little Caesars is an American multi-national pizza chain. The gender neutral pronouns "Ze/Zir" are sometimes used to make a joke. "ze / zirs as in little caesars pizza ? is that…
“Eating Out Is Fun!” (Texas Restaurant Association)
"Eating Out Is Fun!" is a slogan that the National Restaurant Association first used in 1947. The Texas Restaurant Association used "Eating Out Is Fun!" in 1956 and regularly…
“Eating peanuts is just making peanut butter with your teeth”
There's more to peanut butter than simply crushing peanuts, but many people don't think that way. "I love eating peanuts then mashing them with your teeth then BAM! Instant peanut…
“Eating pizza rolls is just microdosing calzones”
Pizza rolls are sometimes described as miniature calzones. "Eating pizza rolls is just microdosing calzones" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Everett Byram on January 28,…
“Eating spaghetti with a spoon”
Most people eat spaghetti with a fork. "Eating spaghetti with a spoon" has come to have a larger meaning in American English, indicating something done using the wrong tool and with great…
“Eating Taco Bell shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not in your body long enough”
Taco Bell food (or other Mexican food) can cause the runs (diarrhea). A joke was posted on X/Twitter by Trey on July 23, 2024: "Eating Taco Bell shouldn't count for calories because…
“Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony. But not eating too much pie…”
A pie/pi joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 26, 2015: "Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony. But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."…
“Eating too much spiritual junk food will give you chi zits”
Cheez-It (a cheese cracker) shouldn't be confuse with "chi zit," but there are jokes. "Cheez-Its are better than Chi Zits. #truth #fact #stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
“Eating well is a form of self-respect”
"Eating well is a form of self-respect" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that eating well and taking care of one's body are important forms of…
“eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches”
eBay.com is an online auction and shopping website. A joke is: "eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches." The joke was first posted on Twitter…
“Economic Pearl Harbor” (Wall Street crisis phrase)
Investor Warren Buffett called the financial crisis of 2008 an "economic Pearl Harbor" on CNBC's Squawk Box on September 24, 2008, and again on PBS's Charlie Rose Show on…
“Economists are paid to worry”
The economy causes worry among both economists and investors. The difference, as the saying goes, is that "economists are paid to worry." "Economists are paid to worry about the…
“Economists do it with models” (“Quants do it with models”)
"Economists do it with models" is one of many professional "do it" jokes that have been put on T-shirts and bumper stickers. "Operations researchers do it with models"…
“Editorial writers enter the battlefield after the war and shoot the wounded”
American journalist Murray Kempton (1917-1997) is credited for writing that "a critic (or an editorial writer) is one who walks down the hill, after the battle is over, and shoots the…