Food/Drink

“Eggplant: where chickens work”

Eggplant is sometimes joked as an "egg plant" -- that is, a factory (or plant) where eggs are made. The joke has been told at least as early as the Walt Disney animated short Alice's…

“Eggs are just boneless chicken”

Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…