“Eat whatever you want, and if someone lectures you about your weight, eat them too”

“Eat whatever you want, and if anyone/someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too” was posted on Twitter on August 13, 2012.
 
“Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too” was posted on Twitter on August 14, 2012. Authorship is unknown.
   
“If someone comments on your weight… Eat them!” became the third of three “Christmas/Holiday/Thanksgiving Rules” in 2017.
 
 
Twitter
Iman.
@itsonlyiman
“Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.”
11:00 PM - 13 Aug 2012
   
Twitter
Johnny Bravo
@JSBushell
Try this new diet. Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too
11:36 PM - 13 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Kate
@paperfantasy
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
12:02 AM - 14 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Mike Hockett
@mikehockett
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
9:11 PM - 14 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Zach Galifinakas
@ZachGalifinak
Eat whatever you want,and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too..
8:40 PM - 29 Mar 2013
     
Demotivation
Eat whatever you want - And if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too!
2013.09.09 submitted by ne2rnas
   
Google Groups: Humanist Listserv RSS
[Humanist] 28.160 an NLP challenge?
Humanist Discussion Group
6/28/14
(...)
> Elizabeth, whose bookshop features a chalkboard visible from the
> street, offers the following advice to passers-by:
>
> EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT.
> IF SOMEONE LECTURES YOU ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT,
> EAT THEM TOO.
 
Twitter
Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“Eat whatever you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.” — University of Virginia
10:05 PM - 1 Sep 2014
 
Elite Daily
Hungerlust: 21 Signs You Live Your Life By The Next Time You Can Eat
By Ashley Fern June 2 2015
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21. You don’t eat to live; you live to eat.
We’ve all heard the saying, “Eat whatever you want, and if people try to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.”
 
Inquirer.net
Sharon Cuneta advises victims of weight bashers: ‘Eat whatever you want and eat the bashers too’
By: Clarizel Abanilla - Entertainment Correspondent INQUIRER.net / 06:54 AM September 10, 2017
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In a recent Instagram post, she simply left a no-holds-barred message to victims of bashers: “Eat whatever you want and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.”
 
Reddit—ShittyLifePro Tips
LPT: Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted October 27, 2017 by Superman9315