“Coffee is just dirty water with caffeine in it”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water.
“A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water” was posted on the newsgroup rec.scouting on April 29, 1995. “‘Coffee is just dirty water’ #thingsoverheardatthepancakehouse” was posted on Twitter by Najja Bee on March 14, 2010. “Coffee is just dirty water” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on June 26, 2015. “Coffee is just dirty water” was posted on Twitter by cal on February 26, 2020.
“im pretty sure coffee is just hot dirty water” was posted on Twitter by Miranda Sings on May 29 2017. “i am sorry but i think coffee is just hot dirty water” was posted on Twitter by @laalbattii later on May 29, 2017. “Coffee is just hot dirty water” was posted on Twitter by ben on July 17, 2017. “COFFEE IS JUST EXTREMELY HOT, EXTREMELY DIRTY WATER” was posted on Twitter by troubletown on April 13, 2018.
“Coffee is nothing but dirty water with caffiene” was posted on Twitter by ⇝ clair ⇜ on March 20, 2007. “Coffee is basically dirty water with caffeine” was posted on Twitter by J☻se on February 4, 2013. “Coffee is just dirty water with caffeine in it, that’s all it is” was posted on Twitter by Nick Mahr on April 20, 2013. “Honestly, coffee is just hot dirty water with caffeine and we pay $3 for a cup of that” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on June 2, 2016.
“Drinking decaffeinated coffee is like consuming dirty water” was posted on Twitter by Carla Jean Stafford on July 17, 2009. “Today’s observation: decalf coffee is just dirty water…give me the hard stuff” was posted on Twitter by Jamie Cargill on October 17, 2009. “decaf coffee is just dirty water” was posted on Twitter by Sean Wells on November 9, 2010. “decaf coffee is just dirty water” was posted on Twitter by blue jay on December 23, 2010. “Decaffeinated Coffee is really just dirty water” was posted on Twitter by donnie burns on January 4, 2011.
“RT @iLL__WiLLL: iced coffee is cold dirty water” was posted on Twitter by Teddy Brosavelt on December 6, 2011. “WHAT?! Nonsense. RT @iLL__WiLLL: iced coffee is cold dirty water” was posted on Twitter by Michelle on December 6, 2011. “iced coffee is cold dirty water” was posted on Twitter by smiley on December 6, 2011.
“instant coffee is basically hot, dirty water that tastes like shit” was posted on Twitter by 𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖍 on January 10, 2012. “Instant coffee is just dirty water #FactsWithoutWikipedia” was posted on Twitter by Lisa Barton-Collins on January 18, 2012. “Instant coffee is like drinking dirty water” was posted on Twitter by Ria Garcia, MDC on January 25, 2012. “Good god instant coffee is disgusting af and tastes like dirty water” was posted on Twitter by Lilligan on January 24, 2013. “instant coffee is probably just dirty water with soy sauce for color” was posted on Twitter by Hal-9000’s motherboard on June 4, 2015.
“coffee is weird. here, drink this hot dirty water with drugs in it. and I’m all, ‘YES PLEASE!!!’” (credited to @AmberNHumphries) was posted on Twitter by Jared Humphries on March 31, 2015. “coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it. and not even fun drugs . just lameo shit that they let kids have” was posted on Twitter by “prince in progress” on June 18 2018. “Coffee is just dirty water with a drug…am I wrong?” was posted on Twitter by Jeff Goodall on December 23, 2020. “Coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it” was posted on Twitter by Alaina Chantalle on January 14, 2021. “Coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Mitch Velich on October 17, 2021.
Google Groups: rec.scouting
Webelos Comunicator
Jim Lloyd
Apr 29, 1995, 3:00:00 AM
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A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water.
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⇝ clair ⇜
@chigh
Coffee is nothing but dirty water with caffiene.
11:16 AM · Mar 20, 2007·Twitter Web Client
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Carla Jean Stafford
@CarlaJean126
“Drinking decaffeinated coffee is like consuming dirty water"Phenomenal Friday to Everyone! Must-have-coffee.-of the non-dirty h20 variety
9:59 AM · Jul 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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grimcity
@grimcity
http://twitpic.com/hprba -
@CommunityCoffee Pics from a road trip two years ago. Hotel coffee is just dirty water.
11:33 AM · Sep 14, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Jamie Cargill
@cargillj
Today’s observation: decalf coffee is just dirty water…give me the hard stuff. 😊
9:27 AM · Oct 17, 2009·Twitter SMS
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Najja Bee
@NajjabeePR
“Coffee is just dirty water” #thingsoverheardatthepancakehouse
4:11 PM · Mar 14, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Mariel
@mamamaryelle
the other day, a girl in my french class claimed that coffee is just dirty water. well, what do you drink? holy water? obviously im offended
12:14 PM · Apr 21, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Sean Wells@libationblog·Nov 9, 2010
@MeReBe some teas have more caffeine than coffee and are known to fight cancer. decaf coffee is just dirty water on the other hand
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blue jay@bluejay_01·Dec 23, 2010
@Titty_kitty decaf coffee is just dirty water
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donnie burns
@donnieburns
Decaffeinated Coffee is really just dirty water.
11:04 AM · Jan 4, 2011·ÜberSocialOrig
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Richard (He/His/Him)
@RichSibeko
Drinking decaffeinated coffee is like drinking dirty water!
10:33 AM · Oct 27, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Teddy Brosavelt@ELPhenomenal829·Dec 6, 2011
RT @iLL__WiLLL: iced coffee is cold dirty water.
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Michelle
@miiich_
WHAT?! Nonsense. RT @iLL__WiLLL: iced coffee is cold dirty water.
9:38 AM · Dec 6, 2011·Tweetlogix
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smiley
@smilington
iced coffee is cold dirty water.
9:39 AM · Dec 6, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖍
@me0wwwza
instant coffee is basically hot, dirty water that tastes like shit
1:44 PM · Jan 10, 2012·Echofon
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Lisa Barton-Collins
@MrsBCsCasaChaos
Instant coffee is just dirty water #FactsWithoutWikipedia
7:25 AM · Jan 18, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Ria Garcia, MDC
@RiaGarciaMDC
Instant coffee is like drinking dirty water.
9:39 AM · Jan 25, 2012·Hootsuite
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KS
@Kspriz
Decaf coffee is basically dirty water.
8:29 PM · Sep 26, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Lilligan
@Lilly__Hunter
Good god instant coffee is disgusting af and tastes like dirty water
11:24 AM · Jan 24, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Aaron
@NecroComiconz
Decaf coffee is just dirty water.
9:11 PM · Jan 29, 2013·Twitter for Android
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J☻se
@coolstairs
Coffee is basically dirty water with caffeine i don’t even get why you would drink decaf
11:00 AM · Feb 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Nick Mahr
@Nick_Mahr
Coffee is just dirty water with caffeine in it, that’s all it is
8:20 PM · Apr 20, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Andrew NicOlivele Smith
@andtho93
I’m 90% sure Cumberland Farms coffee is just dirty water infused with crack.
9:53 PM · Dec 8, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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LindseyThor
@0ptimusFinee
Coffee is like dirty water mixed with cocaine and love.
5:34 PM · Dec 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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lloyd Eagle
@no_lloydering
Decaf coffee is just dirty water
12:53 PM · Mar 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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c. Miel
@VaticanCame0
“Coffee is just dirty water with milk.” - funniest M.O.D. ever #hotellife
1:14 AM · Jul 12, 2014 from Rowland Heights, CA·Twitter for iPhone
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Kozma
@kozma22
Decaf coffee is just dirty water.
7:39 PM · Oct 22, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Jared Humphries
@jaredhumphries
“coffee is weird. here, drink this hot dirty water with drugs in it. and I’m all, ‘YES PLEASE!!!’”
@AmberNHumphries wisdom
8:44 AM · Mar 31, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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jeremypoperocks
@jeremypoperocks
Decaffeinated #coffee is just dirty water. – Charles Roth #quote https://pod.jpope.org/posts/363519
7:38 AM · May 15, 2015·TTYtter
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Hal-9000’s motherboard
@hallebari
instant coffee is probably just dirty water with soy sauce for color
5:48 PM · Jun 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/OGchawbacon June 26, 2015
Coffee is just dirty water
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Brokenbonebrian August 3, 2015
Coffee is just dirty water
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Devon Esteban
@DevonRaeEsteban
Decaf coffee is just dirty water
12:48 PM · Oct 30, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/baerynnn June 2, 2016
Honestly, coffee is just hot dirty water with caffeine and we pay $3 for a cup of that
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Moneybagg Joe
@JoeyThe_Creator
Coffee is just dirty water with Red Bull in it
6:22 PM · Nov 21, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Miranda Sings
@MirandaSings
im pretty sure coffee is just hot dirty water.
12:45 PM · May 29, 2017·Hootsuite
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@laalbattii
i am sorry but i think coffee is just hot dirty water.
3:49 PM · May 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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gigi Bat
@verasleoni
Decaffeinated coffee is just dirty water that’s LYING about being coffee
10:11 AM · Jul 13, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Ben
@BTrombly_14
Coffee is just hot dirty water
9:51 AM · Jul 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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troubletown
@troubletown
Not getting a lot of allies in this take, but doing it anyway:
COFFEE IS JUST EXTREMELY HOT, EXTREMELY DIRTY WATER
2:46 PM · Apr 13, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Nate Kaufmann
@Gnarstynate
Decaf coffee is just dirty water.
10:44 AM · May 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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sweet potato pie stan acct
@_eyesayuh
eggs belong in the trash
koolaid is nasty af
milk tastes gross
sour cream makes everything better
coffee is just dirty water with caffeine
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J.JonesSchool satchel
@jaylen_jones5
· May 28, 2018
Let’s hear some unpopular food opinions Fork and knife
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5:33 PM · May 31, 2018 from University, FL·Twitter for iPhone
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prince in progress
@straysentiments
coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it.
and not even fun drugs . just lameo shit that they let kids have
10:16 AM · Jun 18, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Stephen
@StephenCLorenzo
Coffee is gross. Just drugged, dirty water
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Justis Mosqueda (NFL Owner)
@JuMosq
· Feb 22, 2019
Give me your hottest take
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11:34 AM · Feb 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Francis Cronin
@GLOWPUNK
Decaffinated coffee is just dirty water that tastes bad. #coffee
1:38 PM · Sep 10, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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cal
@CaliWest2
“Coffee is just dirty water”
12:57 PM · Feb 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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JDSeed
@AmericanSeed76
Coffee is terrible, it is just hot dirty water.
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Nerdist
@nerdist
· Sep 29, 2020
coffee opinions that will get you this reaction #NationalCoffeeDay
4:15 PM · Sep 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Jeff Goodall
@goodall_jeff
Coffee is just dirty water with a drug…am I wrong?
10:04 AM · Dec 23, 2020·Twitter for iPad
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Alaina Chantalle
@alainachantalle
What do I think about before bed?
Coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it
That is all. Goodnight.
9:38 PM · Jan 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Mitch Velich
October 17, 2021 at 4:27 PM ·
🤣🤣
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Coffee is just
dirty water
with drugs in it
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GQ (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ
@GQ_who
Not my coworker telling me coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it
And what if that’s my vibe?
2:07 PM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Lynn
@LynnMabe1
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Coffee is just
dirty water
with drugs in it
5:42 PM · Oct 26, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Da Bois
@SpeedRunStratz
Coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it.
2:49 PM · Oct 27, 2021 from San Francisco, CA·Twitter for Android
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Joe W
@JM_Weber
Replying to @stickermule
Coffee is just hot dirty water
4:03 PM · Oct 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Ron wave
@uptownfinest411
Coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it.
6:57 PM · Nov 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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The W O R D
November 23, 2021 at 2:33 PM ·
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Coffee is just
dirty water
with drugs in it