“Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere” (“coffee” backronym)
"Christ Offers Forgiveness For Everyone Everywhere" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee" that has been printed on many images. The "coffee" backronym was…
Food/Drink
“Christian hotels be like—Amen-ities”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“Christmas calories don’t count”
"Christmas calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should eat, drink and be merry, and forget the calories on…
“Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts”
"Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts" is a Christmas saying of unknown authorship. The saying was published with other Craft Sayings in 2002. “Trimming…
“Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet”
"Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April…
“Christmas is a deeply religious time we observe by going to the mall of our choice”
American author and humorist Dave Barry wrote about Christmas shopping for a newspaper column in November 1981: "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of…
“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone”
"Chirstmas is doing a little something extra for someone" is a popular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. American cartoonist Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000) wrote the…
“Christmas is just Thanksgiving with gifts”
Christmas (a December holiday) is often compared to Thanksgiving (a November holiday). "Christmas is just Thanksgiving with gifts/presents" is a common saying. "In my fam Christmas…
“Christmas is just Thanksgiving with presents”
Christmas (a December holiday) is often compared to Thanksgiving (a November holiday). "Christmas is just Thanksgiving with gifts/presents" is a common saying. "In my fam Christmas…
“Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Christmas is not as much about opening presents, as opening our hearts”
"Christmas is not as much about opening presents, as opening our hearts" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2007, when it…
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money”
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print…
“Christmas Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful”
Norman Vincent Peale (1898-1993) spent 52 years at Marble Collegiate Church and was one of New York City's most famous preachers. Peale wrote in a newspaper column published on December 21,…
“Christmas: The only time of year where you can sit by a dead tree and eat candy out of socks”
A jocular Christmas saying was printed on Christmas cards by a least November 1986: "Christmas is just plain weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living…
“Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental”
"Santamental" (Santa Claus + sentimental) is a popular portmanteau term used at Christmas. "Mr. Santamental Claus" was published in a November 1938 advertisement in the Los…
“Chubby, single and ready for a Pringle”
"Single and ready to mingle" is a dating saying. "Fat, single and ready for a Pringle" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Chubby, single and ready…
“Chuck E. Cheese is really just a casino for children”
Chuck E. Cheese's is a chain of entertainment restaurants. It was called Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre in 1985, and was dubbed a "Las Vegas casino for kids." "Chuck…
“Chunky peanut butter is just peanut butter with pulp”
Chunky peanut butter and crunchy peanut butter have been compared to orange juice with pulp. Both peanuts butters contain some coarsely-ground peanut fragments. "I don't get chunky…