"You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number" is a jocular line about confusing the microwave with an ATM machine. "Ever enter…
Many people mistakenly put a PIN in the microwave keypad. "YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave" was posted on Twitter by Twila Marie on…
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seatbelt on" is a jocular saying about drunkenness that has been printed on several images. "You know…
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
"You know you're getting old when 'friends with benefits' means having someone who can drive at night" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "You…
"You know you're getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They never ask a…
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake" is an old joke that has been printed on many images. However, people older than teenage years usually just have…
"You know you're over 30 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several small…
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
New Yorkers spend a lot of time in elevators. A list of "Top 25 signs that you've already grown up" was distributed on the Internet in 1999, and one sign is: 5. You hear your…
"You know you're getting old, when you look at the clock to see if it's late enough to go to bed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "You know how…
"You know you’re getting older when it feels like the morning after, but there was no night before" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A SURVEY TO ESTABLISH…
Costco is a chain of membership-only big-box warehouse club retail stores. Many people buy in buy in bulk at Costco, and it's a favorite of families. A joke is that you know you're an…
"You know you're in a bear market when people are losing money but feeling pretty good about it. -- Wall Street Adage" has been on the "Food for thought" section on the…
"You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans" is a one-line saying about laziness that has been printed on many images. "You know you’re lazy when you get…
"You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you’re no longer in…
"You know you're old when you clean to the music you used to drink too" was posted on Twitter by [Sparkling heart] on February 20, 2021. "You know you're old when you clean…
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
"You know you're over 30 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several small…