“She’s not that ugly.—Jack Daniels”
"She's not that ugly. -- Jack Daniel's/Daniels" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.…
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“She’s so stupid, she slept with the writer” (casting joke)
To be cast in a Hollywood or a Broadway production, the old saying is that a starlet sleeps with the director to get the part. "She's so dumb/stupid, she slept with the writer" is a…
“She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road”
"She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road" (the expression has also been used to describe an ugly man) means someone who is so very ugly that, metaphorically, a…
“She’s some kind of ugly that even Jack Daniels can’t fix”
"She's not that ugly. -- Jack Daniel's/Daniels" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.…
“Sheet music is really just a sound recipe”
A music pun was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on March 9, 2015: "Sheet music is like a sound recipe." The joke is that a "sound recipe" can mean a "recipe of…
“Shell out, shell out, or we’ll turn your windows inside out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Shell out, shell out, the witches are out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Shell out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Shit happens. Get the tequila”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
“Shit happens. Get the whiskey”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
“Shit happens. Get the wine”
"Shit happens. Get the whiskey/ wine/ tequila" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Shit happens" is a common saying that was popularized in the 1980s.…
“Shit hits the fan” (SHTF)
"Shit hits the fan" (SHTF) means that something is going to cause a great stink (or great trouble). The expression was popularly used by American soldiers in World War II, especially…
“Shit is fucked up and stuff”
"Shit is fucked up and stuff" (shown on a protest sign) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Insightful placard on tent at #yvr #vag #occupy camp says 'shit is…
“Shit posting will continue until government improves”
"Shit posting will continue until government improves" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves"…
“Shit rolls downhill”
"Shit flows/rolls/runs downhill" means that difficulties flow from the top of an organization to the bottom, and those on the bottom will get the "shit." The saying has been…
“Shitposter? Oh, you mean feral philosopher”
"Shitposters are simply feral philosophers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a jocular attempt to bring some dignity to internet shitposting.…
“Shitposter? You mean feral philosopher”
"Shitposters are simply feral philosophers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a jocular attempt to bring some dignity to internet shitposting.…
“Shitposters are just feral philosophers”
"Shitposters are simply feral philosophers" was posted on Twitter by davion (and many others) on April 3, 2021. The saying may have originated on a Facebook post by Sophia Snow, as shown…
“Shitposters are simply feral philosophers”
"Shitposters are simply feral philosophers" was posted on Twitter by davion (and many others) on April 3, 2021. The saying may have originated on a Facebook post by Sophia Snow, as shown…
“Shitposters are simply feral philosophers”
"Shitposters are simply feral philosophers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a jocular attempt to bring some dignity to internet shitposting.…