“Shitposting implies the existence of pissposting and shartposting”
There is "shitposting," but no "pissposting." "is there an alternative to shitposting called pissposting?" was posted on X/Twitter by pacmanz on March 3, 2015.…
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“Shitposting implies the existence of pissposting, sweatposting, spitposting, cumposting, etc.”
There is "shitposting," but no "pissposting." "is there an alternative to shitposting called pissposting?" was posted on X/Twitter by pacmanz on March 3, 2015.…
“Shitposting implies the existence of pissposting”
There is "shitposting," but no "pissposting." "is there an alternative to shitposting called pissposting?" was posted on X/Twitter by pacmanz on March 3, 2015.…
“Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria; socks can eat any place they want”
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria" is an old joke sign that supposedly appeared in a college cafeteria in 1975. Underneath the sign was scribbled, "Socks can eat any place…
“Shoot O’Malley twice” (Brooklyn Dodger joke)
Brooklyn Dodger fans never forgave owner Walter O'Malley for moving the Dodgers from Brooklyn to Los Angeles in 1958. A joke was told: Q: If you were in a room with Hitler, Stalin and…
“Shoot pool with a rope” (an impossible task)
You can't shoot pool with a rope, just as you can't push a string and you can't push spaghetti. The "shoot pool with a rope" line has become a popular remark about male…
“Shop ‘til you drop”
"Shop 'til you drop" (or "shop till you drop" or "shop until you drop") is encouragement given by some retailers to consumers (especially…
“Shop Like a Chef” (Gourmet Garage)
Gourmet Garage started in SoHo, but has spread to several stores. "Shop Like a Chef" is its newish slogan. http://www.gourmetgarage.com/story.htmOur StoryGourmet Garage was founded in…
“Shop like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“Shopping days until Christmas”
Many newspaper articles and advertisements count down the number of "shopping days until/'til/till Christmas/Xmas." The "shopping days till Christmas" ads date to at least…
“Shopping for antiques won’t make you gay, but it will make you buy curios”
"Buy curios" sounds like "bi-curious." " I've just spent £350 on various items in an antique shop- does that make me buy curios?" was posted on Twitter on…
“Shopping is my cardio”
"Shopping is my cardio" and "Shopping counts as cardio" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. The character of Carrie Bradshaw in the American romantic…
“Shopping like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“Short arms and long pockets” (stingy)
Money (such as coins and a wallet) is often kept in the pockets on a person's garment. A "deep pocket" would be able to hold more money. Lawyers developed legal strategies to go…
“Short form, the government gets your money; long form, the CPA gets it”
The Internal Revenue Service has Form 1040 for individual income taxes, and Form 1040EZ ("short form") for simple individual income taxes. A popular joke is that with the short form, the…
“Short people can’t reach an agreement”
"Why do people argue with short people, when we all know their heights wont make them reach an agreement?" was posted on Twitter by Olamilekan on August 5, 2019. "Short people…
“Shortbread—They’re not making it any longer”
"Shortbread -- They're not making it any longer" is a popular joke about shortbread -- a type of biscuit that is still being made. The joke was cited on Twitter on September 6, 2010…