"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Have kids 2) Make coffee 3) Forget you made coffee 4) Drink it cold" is a jocular parenting saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
Irish stew is a classic Irish dish, but there are many ways it can be made. Some recipes include Guinness stout. A joke Irish stew recipe is: "Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of…
Triscuit is a brand of snack crackers. Many people do not like the taste. "Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture" is a saying that has…
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- FunnyPosted by u/cachebrain July 5, 2017Cooking instructions.... Chill in the fridge for an hour.(A person is shown in the refrigerator. -- ed.) Reddit --…
"Recipe -- A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy in utensils you don't own to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of." This…
"Recipes are like online dating… They never end up looking like the picture!" is a jocular saying that has been cited in print since at least 2010. "Recipes are like online…
Many people in the American midwest love to add cheese to dishes. "you're screwed bc in the midwest every meal has at least 1 block of cream cheese in it" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images The saying was posted on Twitter by Matthew…
The syndicated "Ask Ann Landers" newspaper advice column ("Ann Landers" was then the pen name of Eppie Lederer) contained this advice in December 1957: "A mistake can be…
"Records are made to be broken" is a popular sports saying. Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) wrote in 1738, "Promises and Pye-crust are made to be broken." The "records"…
"Recovery is a process, not an event" is a popular statement with many recovery programs. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1978, when it was printed in a California…
University of Southern California head basketball coach Bob Boyd wrote in March 1970 that he had this sign in his office: "Recruiting is Like Shaving. If You Don't Do It Every Day,…
"Red beans and rice" is an important Creole dish in New Orleans, Louisiana. The term "red beans and rice" was cited in print in The Daily Picayune (New Orleans, LA) on June 13,…
"Red beans and rice" is an important Creole dish in New Orleans, Louisiana. The term "red beans and rice" was cited in print in The Daily Picayune (New Orleans, LA) on June 13,…
"Red Bull and vodka -- because you want to be wide awake for this mistake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The combination is sure to keep just about anyone wide awake.…
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterCaptain Awesome@the_strass13Red bull gives you wings. Vodka gives you 4x4.11:24 AM · Sep 29, 2012 TwitterJo Delo@hLoachRed Bull gives you wings, vodka gives you…
"Red equals green" (or "red means green") is a professional wrestling adage meaning that blood ("red") attracts professional wrestling fans and makes money…
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "why call it a red onion when it is clearly purple?" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Ross on April 16, 2010. "Red…
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "why call it a red onion when it is clearly purple?" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Ross on April 16, 2010. "Red…
"Red or green?" is the official state question of New Mexico. Really, it is. The "state question" was proposed in 1996 and finally signed by the governor in 1999. New Mexico is…