“Recipe said to ‘Chill in the fridge for two hours.’ I nearly died”

Entry in progress—BP
 
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/cachebrain July 5, 2017
Cooking instructions…. Chill in the fridge for an hour.
(A person is shown in the refrigerator.—ed.)
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Phippsy771 March 28, 2023
Never literally taking cooking instructions…
It said “chill in the fridge for an hour”
I nearly died
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/dmatlack1023 March 29, 2023
Recipe said to “Chill in the fridge for two hours”... I nearly died.