“Real girls eat meat”
"Real girls eat meat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. Bruce Feirstein's book Real Men Don't Eat…
Food/Drink
“Real healthcare starts in the kitchen, not in the hospital”
"Your kitchen is the real doctors office" and "Healthcare starts in the kitchen, not in the hospital" are sayings that mean that good health starts with good food ("in the…
“Real heroes don’t wear capes—they wear dog tags”
"Real heroes don't wear capes -- they wear dog tags" has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. "Real heroes don't wear capes or leap tall…
“Real medicine comes from the earth. not from a lab”
"Real/True medicine comes from the earth. not from a lab" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "REAL medicine comes from the earth. From the rainforests ... And herbs…
“Real men don’t have Xboxes, they got toolboxes and tackleboxes”
"Real men don't have Xboxes, they got toolboxes and tackleboxes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Real men don't have Xboxes, they got toolboxes and…
“Real men wear aprons”
"Real men wear aprons" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items. The saying sometimes refers to Masonic aprons, but usually it refers to men cooking in barbecue aprons. The…
“Real Targét has to be from the Targét region of France, otherwise, it’s just sparkling Walmart”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. Target stores are often joked as…
“Real torture is typing your email on a tv”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“Real Wood Furniture at Incredible Prices” (Gothic Cabinet Craft)
Gothic Cabinet Craft was founded in 1969 and is one of the Northeast's largest manufacturers and retailers of wood furniture. "Real Wood Furniture at Incredible Prices" is the slogan…
“Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine”
"Reality is (just/only) an illusion that occurs due to (a) lack of wine" is a jocular one-line wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since…
“Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic” (a futile or pointless activity in a losing situation)
"Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic" is a metaphor for making cosmetic changes in an ultimately failing endeavor. The phrase is used often in business, politics and sports. The…
“Reasons to get out of bed: food”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPeter Nehem@Peter_Nehem@ibod8x5 Food is always a good reason to get out of bed .3:17 PM - 25 Dec 2008 TwitterRegina@elletriceVanilla and amaretto. Food is the…
“Reasons to rehome your pet: You died. Thank you, that’s all”
Many people believe that having pets is for life. "Reasons to rehome your pet: You died. Thank you, that's all" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Reasons to…
“Reasons why fall is #1:...bugs have returned to hell where they belong”
Many people hate bugs. The bugs disappear in the winter season. "My favorite thing about the fall season is that BUGS HAVE RETURNED TO HELL WHERE THEY CAME FROM" was posted on Twitter by…
“Rebounding translates (from college basketball to the pros)”
NBA scouts always look for basketball skills that "translate" from the college level to the pros. A college player might block shots against shorter players, but might struggle against…
“Recessions catch what auditors miss”
"Recessions catch what the auditors miss" is a saying often attributed to economist John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-2006), and he did say that in a July 2002 interview. However,…
“Recipe for an atomic salad: protons, neutrons, electrons and croutons”
"Recipe for an atomic salad: protons, neutrons, electrons and croutons" is a joke that was printed in Boys' Life in April 1987. "Crouton" sounds like it belongs with the…
“Recipe for ice cream soup—one part ice cream, three parts waiting”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
“Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school…”
"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school 4) Get lost in chaos 5) Forget about coffee 6) Drink it cold" is a jocular saying about teachers that has been…
“Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school…”
"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school 4) Get lost in chaos 5) Forget about coffee 6) Drink it cold" is a jocular saying about teachers that has been…