“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back”
"No matter how hard you hug your moeny, it never hugs (you) back" has been cited in print since 1992. The financial saying is of unknown origin. Google News Archive6 July 1992,…
Food/Drink
“No matter how hard you try, there’s no innocent way to wash an eggplant”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
“No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up”
A car alarm serves a different purpose than an alarm clock, but there is a one-line saying: "No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up." The joke was posted on Twitter…
“No matter how many lasagnas you stack, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna”
A lasagna can have many layers, but still be just one lasagna. This saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on October 24, 2017: "No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each…
“No matter how much it rains, there’s a place in you that never stops shining”
"No matter how much it rains, there's a place in you that never stops shining" is an inspirational and motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "There is a…
“No matter how much you eat and drink, at least your earrings will still fit you”
"Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thankful 4 so many people in my life.…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it isn’t enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it’s not enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you hate the media, you don’t hate them enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you think you hate the media, you don’t hate them enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you trust the police, always remember the police are trained to never trust you”
"No matter how much you trust the police, (always) remember the police are trained to never trust you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no matter how much you trust…
“No matter how much you trust the police, remember the police are trained to never trust you”
"No matter how much you trust the police, (always) remember the police are trained to never trust you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no matter how much you trust…
“No matter how old you get, it’s always fun watching your car go through the car wash”
Many people never outgrow the joy of seeing a car go through the car wash. "No matter how old you are, it's always fun watching your car go through the car wash" was posted on…
“No matter how slow you go, you’re still lapping everybody on the couch”
"No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everybody on the couch" is a popular motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying was cited on Twitter on…
“No matter how talented, intelligent or rich you are, how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“No matter how talented, rich or intelligent you are, how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“No matter how thin you slice it, it’s still baloney”
"No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney" means that you still get "baloney" (nonsense), no matter how little you take of it. Variety slang writer Jack Conway…
“No matter how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up!”
"No matter how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up!" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Sunday Morning, Get up, Dress up, Show up and…
“No matter how your day was, what mood you’re in, or how you’re feeling, there’s a potato for that”
"Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that" was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on August 27, 2024, and this received over 4,700 likes. Many people believe that potatoes can bring…
“No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better”
Potatoes can be found in many things, such as potato chips and french fries and vodka. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on June 28, 2024, and received over 12,000 likes: "No matter…