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It’s said that there’s no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant).

“There’s no straight way to wash a zucchini” was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on July 31, 2009. “RT @SeanBlazed: There’s no straight way to wash a carrot” was posted on X/Twitter by Cristoban #RIPLuka on September 12, 2011. “there’s no straight way to wash a carrot or cucumber” was posted on X/Twitter by Plato on October 19, 2011. “There’s no straight way to wash a cucumber. #Fact” was posted on X/Twitter by Blair and Kevin on July 10, 2012.

“Yea, there’s no straight way to wash an eggplant” was posted on X/Twitter by AI on April 29, 2012. “THERE’S NO INNOCENT WAY TO WASH A COURGETTE” was posted on X/Twitter by Gabby Croft on May 23, 2013. “No matter how hard you try, there’s no innocent way to wash an eggplant” was posted on X/Twitter by S🌟tella pastèque🍉 on July 29, 2020. “No matter how hard you try, there’s no innocent way to wash an eggplant” was posted on Bluesky by S🌟tella on April 19, 2025.

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MYLEN
@i_am_mylen
There’s no straight way to wash a zucchini…. http://twitpic.com/cbp0w
9:34 PM · Jul 31, 2009

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Cristoban #RIPLuka
@crispyonetx
RT @SeanBlazed: There’s no straight way to wash a carrot.
7:14 PM · Sep 12, 2011

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Jake The King
@Jake_Obeng
RT @BestAt: RT @SeanBlazed: There’s no straight way to wash a carrot….. lol
8:29 PM · Sep 12, 2011

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Maya Love
@Maya4Love
@joshgroban Fact: there is no innocent way to wash a carrot.
7:12 AM · Sep 14, 2011

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Plato
@SamtheAnswer
there’s no straight way to wash a carrot or cucumber
12:28 PM · Oct 19, 2011

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Simply Men
@SimplyMen
No matter what you say, there is no straight way to wash a carrot…. or a cucumber for that matter.
10:35 PM · Nov 25, 2011

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Anubhav Sharma
@AnubhavSharma
There is no straight way to wash the cucumber.
1:59 PM · Dec 11, 2011

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Spillly
@spillly
There is no straight way to wash an English Cucumber.
9:51 AM · Jan 23, 2012

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dasme.ng
@shawen17
RT @Terdoh: There is no straight way to wash a cucumber.
11:14 AM · Mar 5, 2012

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AI
@adimasnuel
Yea, there’s no straight way to wash an eggplant.
7:58 AM · Apr 29, 2012

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Blair and Kevin
@BlairAndKev
There’s no straight way to wash a cucumber. #Fact
4:17 PM · Jul 10, 2012

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milk
@miilkkk
There is no straight way to wash a carrot.
9:36 PM · Jul 22, 2012

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Coach Potato
@coachpotat0
There is no straight way to wash an eggplant.
12:54 AM · Jul 26, 2012

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Gabby Croft
@gabriellecroft1
My just walked in on me washing a courgette and started laughing and walked out. THERE’S NO INNOCENT WAY TO WASH A COURGETTE
3:23 PM · May 23, 2013

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★ annie ★
@jarjarsapple
No cute way to wash an eggplant.
9:01 PM · Jan 27, 2016

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Love Layla
@LoveLaylaDesign
#WednesdayWisdom There’s no straight way to wash a carrot :D #gay #lgbt #lesbian #lovelayla
11:12 AM · May 25, 2016

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MiMi
@610Mimi
When making a salad you have wash all veggies before cutting or peeling. But there’s no innocent way to wash a cucumber.
9:38 PM · Mar 3, 2018

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Hannah Oliver
@bananaolives
Just realized that there’s no appropriate way to wash an eggplant (the actual vegetable) 😅 🥴
4:49 PM · Jan 3, 2020

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S🌟tella pastèque🍉
@Havish_AF
No matter how hard you try, there’s no innocent way to wash an eggplant.
3:11 AM · Jul 29, 2020

Facebook
Lisa Annastasia Carter
July 19, 2023 at 3:24 AM ·
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#𝘝𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘓𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘍𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘚𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴

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doubleDee
@DoubleDee1_
...there’s no “straight” way to wash a cucumber using your hands…
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Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_
Jun 13, 2024
In conclusion ?
10:01 AM · Dec 29, 2024 from South Africa

Bluesky
S🌟tella
‪@havishaf.bsky.social‬
No matter how hard you try, there’s no innocent way to wash an eggplant.
April 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM