“Math trumps politics”
"Math (always) trumps politics" means that the fiscal realities of a budget always come first; a government can't do much of anything without money. The "math" involves how…
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“Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence”
"Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence" is a jocular math saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 3, 2012. “Baseball is ninety percent mental, and…
“Mathematics is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
“Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination”
"Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination" is a math joke -- the percentages add up to 150 percent, not 100 percent. The joke was printed…
“Mathematics is the cheapest science”
Hungarian mathematician George Pólya (1887-1985) was asked -- it is not known when -- why there were so many great Hungarian mathematicians. He replied: "Generally speaking, mathematics is…
“Mathematics is the second-cheapest department at any college”
An old joke tells that mathemtics is the second-cheapest department at any college because all you need is a pencil, paper and a wastebasket. Philosophy is the cheapest because you don't need…
“Mathematics is the source code of the universe”
Math is important for understanding many things. "The amazing language of the Multiverse is comprised of 1 - infinity. Math is the source code" was posted on Twitter by MKCULTRA on August…
“Maturity is when you realize sharing memes is better than sharing feelings”
Many people share memes rather than express their own original thoughts. "Maturity is when you realize Sharing memes is better than sharing feelings 🤷♥️😂😂" was posted on…
“Maturity is when you realize that sharing memes is way safer than sharing feelings”
Many people share memes rather than express their own original thoughts. "Maturity is when you realize Sharing memes is better than sharing feelings 🤷♥️😂😂" was posted on…
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions”
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper entertainment columnist Earl Wilson…
“May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your business”
"May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your (mf) business" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. This saying developed (with slight…
“May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your mf business”
"May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your (mf) business" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. This saying developed (with slight…
“May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the couch”
"May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the/your couch" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "May everything you want this weekend be within reach of…
“May everything you want this weekend be within the reach of your couch”
"May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the/your couch" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "May everything you want this weekend be within reach of…
“May I have a large container of coffee right now?” (Pi mnemonic for 3.141592653)
"Can/May I have a large container of coffee right now" is one of several mnemonic ways to remember the value of Pi (3.141592653). The word "may" has 3 letters, "I" has…
“May is like the Friday night of summer”
"May is like the Thursday of summer" is a saying. Thursday is usually not part of the weekend at all, but it might be if Friday is a holiday. June is the beginning of summer, like Friday…
“May is like the Thursday of summer”
"May is like the Thursday of summer" is a saying. Thursday is usually not part of the weekend at all, but it might be if Friday is a holiday. June is the beginning of summer, like Friday…
“May life treat you the way you treat animals”
"May life treat you the way you treat animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Que la vida te trate como tú tratas a los animales. 🤗" ("May life…
“May life treat you the way you treat cats”
"May life treat you the way you treat animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Que la vida te trate como tú tratas a los animales. 🤗" ("May life…
“May life treat you the way you treat dogs”
"May life treat you the way you treat animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Que la vida te trate como tú tratas a los animales. 🤗" ("May life…