“Keep your friends close and your waffle fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
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“Keep your friends close and your wine glass closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous line from the film The Godfather, Part II (1974). "Keep your friends close and your wine glass closer" is a…
“Keep your friends close, but your coffee closer”
"Keep your friends close and/but your coffee closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from…
“Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer”
"Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer" is a jocular saying.. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part…
“Keep your fronds close and your anemones closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part II (1974). "Keep your fronds close, and your anemones closer" and…
“Keep your goals away from the trolls”
"Keep your goals away from the trolls" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American self-help author Peter McWilliams (1949-2000) wrote in Love 101: To Love Oneself Is the…
“Keep your government hands off my Medicare!”
"Keep your government hands off my Medicare!" was selected by Yale Book of Quotations editor Fred Shapiro to be 2009's top quotation. Medicare is a government-run program. The…
“Keep your guns—Come to Texas”
Immediately after New York Governor Andrew Cuomo signed into law a gun control bill, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott advertised in New York: "KEEP YOUR GUNS,COME TO TX." The…
“Keep your head on a swivel” (football adage)
"Keep your head on a swivel" means to look around and to be aware. The saying was popular with air force pilots in World War II and has been cited in print since at least 1943. In sports,…
“Keep your heels, head & standards high”
"Keep your heels, head & standards high" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Preach it skeeter RT @cindyyloohoo: Keep your heels, your head and your standards…
“Keep your nose in your mask and out my business bitch”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "Keep your nose outta my business and under your mask" was posted on Twitter by gnat on July 8, 2020.…
“Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "Keep your nose outta my business and under your mask" was posted on Twitter by gnat on July 8, 2020.…
“Keep your squats low and your standards high”
"Keep your squats low and your standards high" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your squats low and your standards high" was posted on Twitter…
“Keeping my hospital bracelet on so I can get back in without paying again”
People who are admitted to a hospital get a hospital bracelet. Some people have compared this to the bracelet you're given when entering a concert. "keeping my hospital bracelet with all…
“Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect because of the indoor fins”
"Endorphins" shouldn't be confused with "indoor fins," but there are jokes. "The reason tropical fish have such a calming effect is all to do with the indoor…
“Keeping Up With the Joneses”
"Keeping Up With the Joneses" was a popular comic strip by Arthur "Pops" Momand that began in the New York World in 1913. "Jones" is a popular name; Momand almost went…
“Ketchup makes bad food better but good food worse”
Adding ketchup to food makes it taste like ketchup. That makes bad food taste better, but it makes good food taste worse. "Ketchup makes bad food taste good.... but good food taste bad #Hmmm…
“Keto diet? I thought you said taquito diet”
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. "Keto life? More like taQuito life, amiright??" was posted on Twitter by Mal Malloy on August 2, 2014.…
“Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud af”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…