“Keep Round Rock Mildly Unusual”
Round Rock is a growing suburb of the city of Austin, but it's not nearly as quirky as the capital city is. "Keep Round Rock Mildly Unusual" is a 2006 imitation/parody of the popular…
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“Keep San Antonio Lame”
"Keep San Antonio Lame" is a 2004 imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." The seemingly endless imitation Texas city slogans include "Keep Dallas…
“Keep Texas Wild”
"Keep Texas Wild" is somewhat similar to the slogan "Keep Austin Weird," but it's for a good cause. "Keep Texas Wild" license plates feature a picture of the…
“Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button”
"Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005. 45-Caliber…
“Keep the Earth clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep the planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep this planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep Waco Wacko”
"Keep Waco Wacko" is an unofficial slogan (trademarked in 2004) of the city of Waco. "Waco We Do" is an official slogan. The first of these slogans was "Keep Austin…
“Keep Wimberley Weirder”
"Keep Wimberley Weirder" is a gentle borrowing (trademarked in 2005) from the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." Wimberley is located near Austin and this "weirder"…
“Keep your business in town if you want to keep your town in business”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Donna Eliassen@DonnaEliassenKeep your business in town to keep your town in business. Keep your business in the country to keep your country in business!…
“Keep your cymbal jokes to yourself. We’ve heard them all a Zildjian times”
The Avedis Zildjian Company, simply known as Zildjian, is an American cymbal manufacturer. The name "Zildjian" sounds a bit like "zillion." "Drummers always have such lame…
“Keep Your Eye Upon the Donut” (Optimist’s Creed)
The Mayflower coffee and donut shops (1930s-1970s) used this "Optimist's Creed" as its motto. The poem pre-dates the Mayflower. 15 April 1904, New York (NY) Sun, pg. 6, col. 5:Their…
“Keep your ferns close and your anemones closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part II (1974). "Keep your fronds close, and your anemones closer" and…
“Keep your friends close and your coffee closer. They might steal it”
"Keep your friends close and/but your coffee closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from…
“Keep your friends close and your coffee closer”
"Keep your friends close and/but your coffee closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from…
“Keep your friends close and your curly fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your french fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your glass of wine closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous line from the film The Godfather, Part II (1974). "Keep your friends close and your wine glass closer" is a…
“Keep your friends close and your onion rings closer”
"Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer" is a jocular saying.. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part…