“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal”
"If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It is…
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“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance”
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, buttons and bumper stickers. The exact wording of this…
“If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming”
"If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have noticed that food prices are rising, and they often blame the…
“If you think free speech is dangerous, try living where it isn’t allowed”
Many people believe that free speech is dangerous, but a lack of free speech is also dangerous. "RT @Hol"bornlolz: If you think Free Speech is 'dangerous': Try living somewhere…
“If you think free speech is dangerous, try living where there isn’t any”
Many people believe that free speech is dangerous, but a lack of free speech is also dangerous. "RT @Hol"bornlolz: If you think Free Speech is 'dangerous': Try living somewhere…
“If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right”
British-American actor Bob Hope (1903-2003) loved golf; the Bob Hope Classic was named after him. Hope is frequently credited for having said: "If you think golf is relaxing, you're not…
“If you think health care is expensive now, wait until it’s free”
American political satirist P. J. O'Rourke delivered "The Liberty Manifesto" on May 6, 1993, at the opening of the Cato Institute's Washington, DC headquarters: "Health…
“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball”
"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball" is a jocular saying that, since at least 1989, has been credited to actor Jack Lemmon (1925-2001).…
“If you think lawyer jokes are funny—next time you’re in a jam, call a comedian”
"If you think lawyer jokes are funny -- next time you're in jail, call a comedian" is an anti-"lawyer joke" saying that has been printed on several images. "If you…
“If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“If you think my tweets are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my tweets are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a Twitter saying. "If you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life…
“If you think my tweets are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my tweets are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a Twitter saying. "If you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life…
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments”
A creditor wants to be paid back, so a creditor wishes a debtor good physical and financial health. "Quickest way to get back on your feet is to miss a couple of car payments!" has been…
“If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed internet”
"If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed internet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If U still think Patience is a Virtue,…
“If you think practice is boring, try sitting on the bench”
"If you think practice is boring, try sitting on the bench" is a motivational sports saying that has been printed on many images. The message is that players who don't practice are…
“If you think shoplifting is bad, you should see what our government is doing”
"If you think this is bad, you should see what our government is up to" and "If you think this is bad, you should see what the government is doing" are sayings that have been…
“If you think some of my posts are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“If you think some of my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my posts are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "if you think my posts are…
“If you think some of my tweets are ridiculous, you should see my life choices”
"If you think (some of) my tweets are ridiculous, you should see (some of) my life choices" is a Twitter saying. "If you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life…